… careful analysis of qualifications and consultation with foreign-policy experts interested in maintaining if-not improving USA’s security and influence in the world.
Sorry, I thought you asked what Frank J. would do.
… his earlier promise to have a cabinet the reflected the rich diversity of the people who elected him – or the old white guy, whatever.
…his ability to keep Al Roker far away from him. And downwind.
…an understanding of the importance of retroactive bayonet disarmament, and preemptive capitulation in modern warfare.
…his dinner conversation with Antwann Z-Bug Jones, manufacturer of the all new single shot revolver hand gun, who hopes to do business with the Obama administration.
…Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.
their top “Space Invaders” score.
…who Valerie Jerrett tells him to pick.
…the candidates commitment to make the military a gun free zone.
… the names within the grid on the white house lawn. BO just ate, so we should know any minute now.
…eenie, meenie, minee, moe…
their ability to stop RG III
…by Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
… his deep seated insecurities and a need to compensate.
his hatred of those damn JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!
…someone Congress doesn’t want the haggle with…. (rimshot)
…by how much they hate Israel.
Oh, wait. This is supposed to be funny.
…who is the best at NCIS trivia.
…how much he is despised by fellow Republicans.
Oh. There I go again.
… careful analysis of qualifications and consultation with foreign-policy experts interested in maintaining if-not improving USA’s security and influence in the world.
Sorry, I thought you asked what Frank J. would do.
… his earlier promise to have a cabinet the reflected the rich diversity of the people who elected him – or the old white guy, whatever.
…someone Congress doesn’t want to haggle with…. (rimshot)
(corrected ‘the’ to ‘to’)
…he’ll flip a trillion dollar coin.
His desire to defund it.
The willingness to use the Defense department against civilians.
Their horoscope.
letting Michelle pick one out of a line-up
…his ability to ensure gay servicepersons of color have access to affordable healthcare and birthcontrol and that generals pay their fair share.
…nothing that could be described as common sense.
…by how photogenic they are in a tank helmet.
…by handing them an oar and seeing if they’ll whack a rabbit.
…ask them ‘What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?’
…who gives the funniest answer to the straight line “the real reason I hate Israel is…”
…the winner of the Electronic Battleship Tournament!
…their susceptablility to ailments such as flu, fainting, and blod clots, just in case something goes horribly wrong and they need to testify.
based on the number of strokes the caddy skimmed off the top.
Secretary of what? Fore!
his loyalty to marx
weather his name is mohmmed, hussein, or bob.
. . . on their ability to keep guns out of the hands of the
enemyuhmilitiauh citizens.…his or her commitment to defending muslims.
40% eveningwear
40% swimsuit
20% talent
…what the Magic 8-Ball says.
…who can down an 8-ball of Old E the fastest.
…reading the patterns in the Moochelles back hair.
whomever can distract the media from taxes, cliffs, O’care and Benghazi as long as possible..
I’m putting my money on Miss Alabama right now….
…his ability to keep Al Roker far away from him. And downwind.
…an understanding of the importance of retroactive bayonet disarmament, and preemptive capitulation in modern warfare.
…his dinner conversation with Antwann Z-Bug Jones, manufacturer of the all new single shot revolver hand gun, who hopes to do business with the Obama administration.
…Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.
…his belief and her acceptance that protecting our borders from escaping taxpayers be the number one priority.
their ability reach out to the Moslem community.
He picked Chuck Hagel? See, I was right.
Two go in… One comes out.
…whomever is willing to continue the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
his or her ability to identify all the channels on both DISH and Directv
…gag reflex, access to rubber bands, and fluency in Klingon, but he wont say why
“Can you handle responsibility?”
“You bet! At every job I’ve ever had, when something went wrong, they said I was responsible!”
…how he or she will fit under the bus.
…whether or not it comes with Kung Fu Grip.
… Joe Biden’s new “Malarkey Meter”, the one with the lowest reading wins.
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