Michael [High Praise!] sent in this little snippet:
“If I had a budget, it wouldn’t balance in the morning
It wouldn’t balance in the evening,
all over this land”– Peter, Paul and Barry
You creative types can feel free to add more verses in the comments, if you’re so inclined.
“If I had just talking points,
I’d repeat them to the press.
I’d repeat them in my speeches.
To distract from my latest mess.
All over this land…
I’d warn about danger.
I’d warn about the GOP
I’d warn about millionaires and racists
And anyone who didn’t vote for me
All over this land…
If I had transparency
You could ask me in the morning..
you could ask me in the evening,
and my answer’d never change
You could ask to see my transcripts,
You could ask to see my thesis,
You could ask to see the claims I made
When I filled out applications
All over this land.
If He had a spammer
He’d spammer in the morning
He’d spammer in the evening
All over this land
He’d spammer out danger
He’d spammer out a warning
He’d spammer out hate between the Lefties and the Righties
All over this land
If He had a smell
He’d smell it in the morning
He’d smell it in the evening
All over this land
He’d smell like danger
He’d smell like a warning
He’d smell out stink between the Lefties and the Righties
All over this land
If He had a bong
He’d suck it in the morning
He’d suck it in the evening
All over this land
He’d suck out danger
He’d suck out a warning
He’d suck out cash between my wallet and my fingers
All over this land
Plouffe the Magic Dragon —
(and with Joe Biden) Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright
I would join in, but I’m afraid Frank J. would mistake me for a hippie and punch me in my stupid monkey face.
Now there’s a thought that would have come in handy a few minutes earlier!
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Bacon to Jimmy!