You can’t be against fascism and for government expansion. That’s like being against mass shootings while arming the mentally ill.

If the push for gay marriage is like the civil rights movement of the 60s, did the civil rights movement have this much self-back patting?

Why are owls so fat?

No matter what trendy causes Hollywood celebrities latch onto, they tend to be not very smart and quite bigoted.

“Guns should only be the hands of the government and my personal bodyguards.” -every major gun control advocate

There should be an extremely punitive tax on advocating for more taxes.

So did the first guy to think of adding 9/10ths to the price of a gallon of gas make a million billion dollars?

I don’t think we’re to the point that the government can force you to eat broccoli. It can only force you to buy it.

I miss Fire Marshal Bill 🙁

There’s a perfectly rational explanation for everything in this universe once you get past the absurdity that anything exists at all.