So Jim Carrey did a video for Funny or Die mocking gun owners as dumb hicks compensating for small penises because he’s from Hollywood where people tend to be stupid and bigoted and latch on to trendy causes. Now, I didn’t watch the video, as I only have so much time in the day and I’m not into political hatred porn, but I did find it interesting that apparently he has an armed bodyguard. So it’s really easy to follow his logic:
“Who are these paranoid freaks who want to carry around guns? Don’t they trust the bodyguards that follow them around them 24/7?”
This is probably similar to Bloomberg’s thinking. Instead of “Let them eat cake” it’s “Let them hire bodyguards.”
And talking about compensating for things, ever wonder why actors lash out politically like this? It’s because lots of people listen to them, but the actors know in their hearts they are very dumb people with nothing worthwhile to say. And thus they lash out like this to try and compensate for their lack of intellect.
Well, let’s relieve some pressure for Jim Carrey. Jim, you’re just a dancing monkey. Just because we toss at nickels at you to see you dance doesn’t mean we want your opinion on anything. So just keep smiling and dancing and just leave the little thoughts you have to rattle around in the hollow melon of yours.
And if you’re going to do another Funny or Die video, do a Fire Marshall Bill sketch. I miss those.
…yet another has been celebrity whose movies have been tanking tries to claw his way back into relevance by engaging in what is essentially the only socially acceptable form of bigotry available today.
fail.
I remember when I was an ignorant child I also played make-pretend, just like Jim Carrey. I’d also do childish things to get grown-ups to look at me. But, I grew out of it.
When Jim Carrey did childish things like “The Mask”, “Dumb & Dumber”, and “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” he had a successful career. Then he decided that wasn’t deep enough for a brilliant mind like his so he started doing more serious stuff like “The Truman Show”. It’s been downhill ever since. Fools are loveable – scolds are detestable.
Be a clown, be a clown,
All the world loves a clown.
…
Why be a great composer with your rent in arrears,
Why be a major poet and you’ll owe it for years?
When crowds’ll pay to giggle if you wiggle your ears?
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown.
Since he did this video for “Funny or Die” and it wasn’t funny, is he now legally required to kill himself?
you know why we just shake our heads and ignore stuff like this instead of getting our panties all in a bunch when someone does something offensive like this? Because we have guns. We know the difference between meaningless posturing and cyber-bullying and real action.
By the way, why isn’t this being called cyber-bullying? Isn’t that the liberal buzzword of the year?
Jim Carrey’s acting out is all my fault. Before you crucify me, let me explain.
I referred to Jim Carrey as a “comedic genius”, which is a term I will stand by (most of the time).
Apparently, my praise got passed to him through the grapevine and the word “comedic” got lost in translation.
Now, I will await the slings and arrows.
Carrey may be careening into that same mindset as Jerry Lewis had when he tackled The Day The Clown Cried.
Reaching beyond their respective grasps for that serious, epic movie role and status as auteur.
Gun ownership = small penis?
It does explain Janet Napolitano having DHS buy all those assault weapons and ammo.
Jim Carrey logic:
“I can hide my small penis by having a surrogate carry a gun for me.”
I’m not sure I understand why anyone cares what a Canadian has to say about American rights.
“I just insinuated my bodyguard has a small penis because he owns a gun…what could go wrong?”
#JimCarreyLogic
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