Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the latest bizarre video from North Korea…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the latest bizarre video from North Korea…
Kim Jong Un riding Dennis Rodman Gangnam style.
…even with things as tough as they are… Kim Jong Un is still allowing tours of his Pyongyang mansion.
…a screaming goat…
…has Kim Jong Un with a mowhawk shouting in Korean, “Are you talking to me?”
…Obama, Rodman and Un are schooling the S. Korean national team at some 3 on 3 basketball.
…they make this video where two popes walk into a bar…
Has Kim Jong Un standing on a cliff overlooking the sea wearing flowing in golden robes and surrounded by women dressed as nymphs rolling at his feet eating sausages… oh, wait, that was one of Charlie Sheen’s home videos.
(to the tune of)
Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
We study nuclear science,
We Love glowing masses.
Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.
We’ve got uranium waiting for nuclear testing,
A test explosion here, causes lots of fear
Missile tests are going great, and our aim is getting better
We’re refining it right, now its weapon’s grade
The blast will be so bright, You’ll hafta wear shades
North Korea won’t rest, so world be wise,
Kim’s gotta nuclear techie, and some x-ray guys,
invading South Korea’s great, but the U.S.A. is better.
Got South Korea in our sights, and the North is gonna raid,
Jong-un’s future is so bright, We gotta wear shades
We study nuclear science,
We Love glowing masses.
Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.
…starts out with Kim Jong Un standing among some Greek columns while saying in Korean, “Let me be clear…”
…they’re building a giant wooden badger.
…Kim Jong Un admits his country is just a big Andy Kaufman-style prank.
…you can actually see the cameraman trying to eat the camera.
…Kim Jong Il gets out of grave and dances to Thriller.
Jong-Un reveals his real name is “Chance The Gardener”
Well, you win the white carnation.
…Kim Jong Un demands Obama share his favorite dog recipes.
…Kim Jong Un showers Obama with insults such as “His mother was a mogwai and his father smelt of kimchi.” He calls it “The Korean Taunter Sketch.”
@Eric Praline – (additionally) …stupid southern potbelly pigdogs.
. . . Iron Chef chooses “dog” as the secret ingredient and Barack Obama is a guest judge.
…Kim Jong Un keeps referring to Dennis Rodman as “President Obama”
…Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman compare their Prince Alberts
…Jim Carrey makes fun of gun-toting Americans.
North Korea reveals its fully functional Deathstar
we find Colonel Henry Blake is alive and living in Pyongyang and
Kim Jong Un is standing beside him wearing wire rimmed glasses
and holding a clip board.
shows President Obama standing upright and offering a world leader a firm handshake.
Chris Hemsworth, Isabel Lucas, and Josh Hutcherson being captured and held for ransom.
…Kim Jong Un endlessly discusses gay marriage until it makes you want to kill yourself. Oh wait, that was just the news.
Everyone is walking like an Egyptian
Kim Jong Un sits in front of his webcam and sings a song about how he will never let South Korea go, spawning a new meme. Overly Attached Dictator.
Kim Jong Un singing Numa Numa
…shows a bunch of hermit crabs following a seagull as a Korean narrator explains that Americans can no longer afford shantys and can’t eat snow since it melted, and must now live in shells, and eat the droppings of birds for food, until they eat the bird, which will be on Tuesday
… shows film from Hiroshima and Nagasaki as Kim Jong Un declares the US has fallen to the north Korean army!!!
…starts out with scrolling words floating in outer space, that no one in NK can read, while the narrator proudly reveals the new North Korean battle fleet star cruisers, and their new imperial general, Darth Vader.
…was Dennis Rodman is in front of a sheet, wearing mascara, and crying out “Leave Kim Jong Un alone!!1!!”
…the entire Korean People’s Army does the Harlem Shake.
Michelle walks in and catches Kim Jong Un, Rodman and Obama doing the Harlem Shake.
…looked like this…. http://youtu.be/LF9Qk6m_b74
…they accuse Moochelle’s butt of using up more of the 38th Parallel than their whole country, appeal to Bloomberg to reduce her portions.
…Kim Jong Un denies that Ruby took her love to town, she really just needed to go to Pyongyang to shop at their abundantly stocked supermarkets.
…Obama is seen praising their communist economy and assuring the world that the emaciated peasants weren’t starving to death, the radiation poisoning would surely kill them first.
…they announce their ability to safely eat radioactive dog meat bulldogi
…we learn that they have zero Catholics but in response to the latest news from the Vatican they just elected THREE!!! Popes and are holding a national competition to honor them with short essays.
A very young Kim Jung Un does the Karate Rap Workout.
…a reporter is shot after pointing out that:
1) TVs and monitors are very expensive in North Korea
2) people are dirt poor
3) there really isn’t any content available in North Korea that would motivate a North Korean to buy something that would actually
display the video in question
and proceeded to ask who these videos are really intended for since in the rest of the world that kind of production value is generally attributed to 5 year olds with an animation game on their Wii
…Kim Jong Un sings “Call Me Maybe” while holding a picture of Obama in a sparkly heart frame
…the last person to survive the famine was asked to turn on the light so the world could see for itself the technological might of a truly communist country.
…the only person allowed to make videos committed suicide by firing squad shortly after Kim Jong Un realized he looked like what Kim Jong Un looks like.
…has Kim Jong Un smelling his armpits like SNL “Superstar!” used to do.
…”The Innocence of North Koreans” starring Kim Jong Un as Mohammad.
…All of North Korea is featured singing the Rebecca Black song “Fliday”
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