::ack:: gotta stop letting myself get iterrupted while posting. Make that “…than a Monty Python refrence to an audience of teenagers.” Of course, the typo described something plenty useless on its own…
Seafit @8: The word is “teats,” and it’s usually followed by “boar hog” as in we wish President Obama were as useless as teats on a boar hog in Saudi Arabia; but, alas, he’s some negative number of uselessness denoting his ability to be destructive such: President Obama is as useless as a tobacco worm.
. . . a class from Nancy Pelosi on how to achieve that fresh, natural look
. . . an AP statement on journalistic ethics
. . . Ron Paul’s class on people skills
. . . suggestions from John Kerry on how to relate to the “common man”
. . . Hillary Clinton’s charm school
…makeup on a feminist.
…soap in an Occupy camp.
…an idea from Sheila Jackson Lee.
…expecting intelligent discourse from Nancy Pelosi.
…the Constitution is to him.
@ 55 Bruce In KC says:
March 18th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Love the mixed memes, but, uh, regarding that first one: I think a sub full of sailors cut off from the real world for months a time could find a use for…
…than a warning label on a nuclear warhead.
…than Joe Biden with a shotgun
…than a trillion dollar coin.
…than a Jedi mind meld trick.
…than Jar Jar Binks
…than a smiley face button on a honey badger.
… than Joe Biden. Biden is, at least, good for a few laughs.
… than checking John Boehner’s testosterone levels.
T!ts on a bull
…than D). All Of The Above.
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…than a surprise party for Grumpy Cat.
…than a case of birth control pills at a monestary.
… than Holder investigating actual vote fraud and intimidation.
…than sending Rodman to meet with Kim Jong Un
… than a snake-charmer in Ireland.
…than a Monty Python reference in a reference to an audience of teenagers.
…than a wookie at a pacifist meeting
::ack:: gotta stop letting myself get iterrupted while posting. Make that “…than a Monty Python refrence to an audience of teenagers.” Of course, the typo described something plenty useless on its own…
…than a giant wooden badger.
…than a congressional ethics policy.
…than a screen door on a submarine.
…a teachers union
…than that thing you left in your other pants
…than a depilatory in Michelle’s medicine chest.
…than a size six dress for Michelle.
… than a pop-culture reference to the GOP.
…than Aquaman.
…Joe Biden.
…than braile instructions on a drive-up ATM.
White out on an unprinted word document
…he wants to make the Bill of Rights.
Solyndra
debbie wasserman-shultz
……Hugo Chavez’ corpse.
…than a yo-yo for a midget.
…Pauly Shore explaining intellectual property laws to Carlos Mencia.
…a condom in Rosie O’Donnell’s man bag.
@ 33 Bunkerhillbilly says:
March 18th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Bravo, sir. Not everybody can fit “Pauly Shore” and “intellectual” into a sentence without the word “not”.
…than a bow at an osteoporosis clinic.
Seafit @8: The word is “teats,” and it’s usually followed by “boar hog” as in we wish President Obama were as useless as teats on a boar hog in Saudi Arabia; but, alas, he’s some negative number of uselessness denoting his ability to be destructive such: President Obama is as useless as a tobacco worm.
…than proof of citizenship being required for Presidential candidates.
@Apostic #5 – gotta love a honey badger punchline
….than a race car with square wheels.
… than a “Just Say No” anti-drug leaflet at a Pink Floyd concert.
…than a “this project paid for by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act” road sign
states 51-57 on the obama campaign tour
. . . a class from Nancy Pelosi on how to achieve that fresh, natural look
. . . an AP statement on journalistic ethics
. . . Ron Paul’s class on people skills
. . . suggestions from John Kerry on how to relate to the “common man”
. . . Hillary Clinton’s charm school
Obama is more useless than… …an extra ellipsis…
A pool table at a strip club
A football bat
…a new excuse, since he can always blame Bush.
… Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon.
… Michael Mann’s work on Global Warming.
… Dan Rather’s fact checkers.
However, in Obama’s defense he isn’t as useless as the people who voted for him.
…everything. I cannot thing of one thing in this universe that is more useless than Obama.
Female European armpit hair
… than a TSA patdown. At least all they want to do is grope you on the first date.
… the French.
than Barney Frank at a bachelor party.
… than… than…. than……. Crap, sorry, nothing comes to mind.
Than tits on a submarine…Than a screen door on a boar…..
…than…well…Obama.
…makeup on a feminist.
…soap in an Occupy camp.
…an idea from Sheila Jackson Lee.
…expecting intelligent discourse from Nancy Pelosi.
…the Constitution is to him.
…a copy of the Constitution at a democrat convention.
…a left-handed first baseman shooting a three-pointer from the 50 yard line using an unstrung tennis racket.
…the restraining order that Pekingese asked for.
…Michelle’s Thigh Master, which is more useless than his Doesn’t Really Have Thighs Per Se To Master Master.
…using the excuse of an expanding universe to account for Michelle’s body shape issues.
…the 2nd Amendment, which he can’t find a single reason for no matter how hard he tries.
…America’s puny attempts to defy his will, just you wait and see, cracker. Wait, is this a trick question?
…than the toe jam he awarded to Oscar Pistorius for his gun control support.
…democrats offering advice to women if they ever get raped.
…beauty tips from Helen Thomas.
…Joe Biden sitting in the corner of the Oval Office.
… Michael Moore(on)’s third chin.
…a bag of salt to the thirsty.
…than the punch line of this joke.
…NASA muslim outreach project
62. Writer says:
March 18th, 2013 at 3:31 pm
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…a bag of salt to the thirsty.
Wow! Kudos.
…a boot full of cold Alpo.
…the lettuce and tomato in a BLT
… a football to a horny monkey
… a binder full of women
… a job to a Democrat
… a garden variety slap across the face at a violence against women rally
… a bag of smashed a$$holes
@ 55 Bruce In KC says:
March 18th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Love the mixed memes, but, uh, regarding that first one: I think a sub full of sailors cut off from the real world for months a time could find a use for…
…Hugo Chavez calling for ice water redistribution, pronto! And save a glass for Obama, por favor.
…Hillary Clinton on a submarine full of horny men.
… as a gun-free zone
…the high hopes of a Sandra Fluke bound sperm.
…rubber bacon.
… navel lint.
than zero divided by zero.
…than all the crap i learned in high school.
A solar-powered mine cart.
@Apostic #70, in ref to 55. There’d be seamen all over it.
… a deodorant shop in France
… the other guy in Wham
… a 15th dimension
… Art Garfunkel
… a microphone at a Milli Vanilli concert
… a microphone atban Obama
… a deodorant shop in France
… the other guy in Wham
… a 15th dimension
… Art Garfunkel
… a microphone at a Milli Vanilli concert
… a microphone at an Obama inauguration (if you must have a more updated version)
… pogs
… a stuffed animal in a Schrödinger box.
… a voting machine in Chicago.
… a Nigerian spam filter.
… Chinese antivirus.
… or that Bulgarian identity theft protection I just signed up for.
…a pet rock.
… a speech at the U.N.
… a Nobel Peace Prize. [Warning!! This gets into an endless loop of circular logic!]
… a Realdoll modeled after Janet Reno
… an immigration agent in California
… a muffler on a Harley
.. instructions on a box of toothpicks
… a Republican vote in California
… a fart in a hurricane
… skinny jeans in an MC Hammer video
…a vagina at Man’s Country Bathhouse.
… a salad on Mooch’s dinner table.
the league of nations…
anything … everything
. . . more useless than a sense of shame to a liberal.
. . . more useless than math to a Democrat.
. . . more useless than the work ethic to a union member.
A urinal in the men’s room at a DNC convention.
Than the dried snot with nose hair I scraped out of my nose
…the third button on my garage door opener.
blister puss
Those brown rings in my toilet bowl
V.D
The rotting meat that gets caught under my bridge work
A severe case of crotch crickets
That yellow stain on my pillow that smells like cat urine
The blackish ring with chunks of decaying flesh I leave in my tub after my bath
a chili and beer fart during Sunday mass
Barack Obama is more useless than Barry Sortero.
Than the transvestite wearing an Asian hair wighat he’s married to.
than the paper his “birth certificate” is written on.
X-lax in a diarrhea ward
A really useless thing that is more useless than something really useless.
A dried up condom that has been in your wallet for a year and a half. (Trust me on that)
…an unplugged teleprompter.
…a promise from Obama.
…Hillary’s thong wrench.
…putting lipstick on Chelsea and pretending I’m kissing my cousin.
…the lubricant he thought was slipperier than he is.
…using his ears evidence that he really is human and of this earth.
99 % of ALL useless Americans who don’t have a clue as to what’s going on not only here in America but around the world.
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