Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…
… was when she tipped the TSA agent a $20 afterward.
…was the deafening echo from that place where her soul used to be when they touched her.
… Was when the agent asked, “Why are you packing a salami in your shorts?”
…was them having to call in a lawyer to perform the patdown, because there are some things a
ratTSA agent will not do.…the TSA Agent on duty qualifying for hazard pay for that shift.
…was that she did have the ‘droids they were looking for….
…she was really Pope Francis incognito.
…was the TSA agents kept saying, “Show me.”
…was her telling the TSA agents where to touch her.
…they had to call in Dennis Rodman because he was used to associating with human garbage.
…was when the agent exclaimed “It’s a man, baby.”
…was Janet Napolitano lumbering over, snapping on some latex gloves, and telling the TSA agent step aside, I’ve got this one!
…was when she asked for a “happy ending.”
…was when she came through security a second time, just because.
…her panties said “Fly Me” across the back.
..was trying to maneuver the ten-foot pole.
… was when she complained that she wasn’t used to working without the pole.
…the TSA Agent finding Mr. Winkie.
…was the TSA Agent overheard saying ‘If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.”
…was finding Jimmy Hoffa under her double chin.
…was when she came out in favor of sequestration.
..was when she requested a male agent so she wouldn’t be embarrassed.
…was when they only had to do it because the metal detectors refused to scan her.
…was when the agent found the Saul Alynski tramp stamp.
…was that of the three agents that entered the so called thermal exhaust port for a closer inspection only one was able to escape by hurling herself down what she thought was a garbage chute and was then attacked by a hideous creature that identified itself as Janeane Garofalo. Oprah Winfrey who just happened to be in there looking for a possible viewer for her network was heard to say, “Wow,this is one big Vajayjay Vajayjayyy Vajaajaaayyyy”.
..was when they found the Obama Dildo
… was when she had to admit that her 2012 opponent, Todd Akin, was right about “legitimate rape.”
… was that the alternative was no longer an option:
“Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill Sells Private Plane”
AP | Oct 26, 2011 | HENRY C. JACKSON
“Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., has sold a private plane she co-owns with her husband, months after her use of it for official business and failure to pay back taxes created a political headache… First she repaid the government $88,000 after she was criticized for reimbursing herself for use of the plane on official and political travel. Then she paid $287,000 in back taxes, penalties and interest to St. Louis County. … Republicans have pounded McCaskill on the plane, dubbing it “Air Claire” “
[ – – – as an aside, let me give her a one-time credit, where credit is due:]
“Dem says spending-cap bill ‘could cost me my Senate seat’ in 2012”
The Hill ^ | 2/01/11 | Josiah Ryan
“Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) on Tuesday introduced legislation meant to cap Washington spending that she said could lead to her defeat in 2012. McCaskill, a freshman senator who faces a tough re-election, is co-sponsoring legislation with Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) that would force the government to keep spending at 20.6 percent of the nation’s GDP. That would mean huge, and likely unpopular, budget cuts, as current federal spending stands at 24.7 percent of GDP.”
When the TSA screener shouted “Armageddon!”
…was McCaskill saying “Can we keep this out of the news so Bob in Feenicks doesn’t comment on it”.
…came when the baggage handlers had to be called in to do her strip search.
…happened when a male agent had to compromise and reach across the aisle to get her to submit to it.
…Claire misheard the agent when she said she felt a little peckish.
…no flight attendant to cover them with a blanket while they both had a cigarette afterwards.
…was when the thing ‘twixt her nethers was vibrating AND playing a ringtone.
…was finding the “Bill Clinton was here” tattoo.
/ #28: *NEVER!!*
… was her asking for “Seconds”.
was when the TSA agent died of asphyxiation.
…was when she insisted on a “reach around”.
…was when the TSA agent “love patted” her D-MO
….was that, according to her tweet, it started because “Today in my airport screening, test on my hands was positive,”…I don’t want ay further details!
…was when FLOTUS was shown on the Arrivals/Departures board, live, to announce the results.
…was when the TSA agent ordered her to bend over and grab her ankles.
….was when she realized that she was being treated like an ordinary citizen.
…was realizing that James Cameron and crew were there filming Sanctum II.
…was the heat seeking missile that the drone fired had nothing to home in on.
…turns out she has a third degree black belt in peeing herself and throwing up.
…was her shuddering orgasm.
when she said, “do you know who i am?” and the entire tsa crew said “NO!!!”
…was when she blurted, “Hellooooo, sailor!”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was when the TSA agent drew back his hand to reveal a canned Hormel ham.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was her breathing heavily, “I won’t tell if you don’t use the outside of your hands.”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was when two TSA agents quit in a row, saying they’d rather go back to working at McDonald’s.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was when she gleefully exclaimed, “Oh goody! I get to play ‘Find My iPad!'”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…came when the traveler behind her remarked, “Lady, you left your big silver bullet in the grey plastic bin.”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was the TSA agent saying, “After Obamacare took effect, I had to get a part-time job, Claire. Now lay down on the bench and put your feet up. I’ll be just like your normal office visit, but without all the paperwork.”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was when the supervisor called over Bob because he’s got the longest arms.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…came as she left the screening area and Tweeted, “Just got my first pat-down and agent was digging my tramp stamp. Not a tattoo; farm bill markup was coming off the copy machine when Harry dropped by.”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was the female TSA agent saying, “It’s okay, honey. It’s not as bad as the ones they did on us in the joint.”
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was when she the agent her personal cell number afterward.
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA patdown…was how she was pretty much ignored while four agents rummaged through a little kid’s Underroos, a man was arrested for wearing an NRA T-shirt, and six travelers’ iPads disappeared.
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