This is not a joke. This is for the reals. We have met the enemy and he is us and we voted for him. (That includes the administration and the RINO’s protecting them)
[mindless drone voice] I purchase state-approved groceries for my heart-healthy vegan diet. I joyfully drive my Chevy Volt. It beats driving some old, gas-guzzling 454 Chevelle SS. I love reading Slate and The Huffington Post online for its brilliant insights. My every tweet, Facebook posting, and email sent always praises our infallible government and the brilliant leadership of our amazing president Obama. I am happy with the amount of money the government, in its greater wisdom than mine, allows me to keep after I have put my skin in the game. When out in public and riding on public transportation my first thoughts will always be of Our Historic Leader, Obama, who is ever mindful of his proletarian lessers, watching over us, every one, to keep us in line and moving towards a new, different, better America. [/mindless drone voice]
This is not a joke. This is for the reals. We have met the enemy and he is us and we voted for him. (That includes the administration and the RINO’s protecting them)
Oh can’t you see… you belong to me.
He is us? You belong to me? No, no, no. The sign is “Blue ducks quack loudly” , then I say, ” The wise bat farts silently”.
(Waits) Umm… I have no idea what you are talking about! That wasnt my post! I was never here!
(Talks into vase loudly) I am a loyal subject!
/runs away
[mindless drone voice] I purchase state-approved groceries for my heart-healthy vegan diet. I joyfully drive my Chevy Volt. It beats driving some old, gas-guzzling 454 Chevelle SS. I love reading Slate and The Huffington Post online for its brilliant insights. My every tweet, Facebook posting, and email sent always praises our infallible government and the brilliant leadership of our amazing president Obama. I am happy with the amount of money the government, in its greater wisdom than mine, allows me to keep after I have put my skin in the game. When out in public and riding on public transportation my first thoughts will always be of Our Historic Leader, Obama, who is ever mindful of his proletarian lessers, watching over us, every one, to keep us in line and moving towards a new, different, better America. [/mindless drone voice]