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President Obama Astounded to Discover that He is Married
BONUS LINK:
Say, you know that thing where I post something and ask if you guys can figure out a way to turn it into a political metaphor?
Yeah… someone else could use your help with that, too, if you’re of a mind to lend a hand.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Now my Whiskered Ruler, I enjoyed that link. You just better make VERY sure you aren’t confused about YOUR marital status. 🙂
Hey, I learned about my marital status the same way you did – by reading about it in the comments to a post at IMAO.com
Miss Anony, you’re being suckered by a Swede!
Just remember the homemade flank steak, mashed taters, artichokes, strawberry shortcake, blueberry pancakes, homemade apple pie….
I happen to know that the way to an engineer’s heart is through their stomach!
And Harvey burns his toast in the morning. You don’t want THAT!
Jimmy, I know you’re old, but toasters in the 21st century have a dial that lets you adjust cooking time, and the toast pops up automatically when it’s done.
And he stays up late, too, Anonymiss!
Really – the toaster thing? I’ll have to check mine…
Damn.
Giggle 🙂
@6 – Yes, Jimmy, I’ve been know to stay up until dawn when the occasion calls for it.
Oh, and if it’s any consolation, the toaster I currently own has slots that are just exactly too small for the kind of bread I like. Gotta cram it in. Bugs me, because this was actually a quality brand-name toaster. It’s like their design department only ate Wonder Bread.
@8 – Yeah, and your too-small, 21st century toaster probably has its own IP address, camera and web page!
Ah hah! Even the NSA knows you burn your toast all crammed in there like that.
NSA Burnt toast report data:
Incident number: NSA-3785-345-921204820043
Taster MAC Address: A35B26E2121092
IP address: 01.02.03.04
Toaster type: Modern “smart toaster”
Owner: H. Olson
State: Wisconsin
Elapsed time: 03:27
Events: Black carbon, CO2 over limit, auto shut-down
Status: Toaster jamb, smoke
Outcome: Toast incinerated
Disposition: Police notified
@9 – Technically, it was a bagel, not toast. Don’t believe everything the government tells you.
Well, at least it wasn’t one of those squishy, English muffins!