Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
Hillary’s got that ‘mom’ stare thing down.
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…because during the past couple of weeks, that plan to overturn the 22nd Amendment isn’t going as well as hoped.
Hillary knows where all the bodies are buried……literally.
…because Hillary misunderstood him the other day when he said, “Pardon me.”
…Hillary told him, “Just remember what happened to Vince Foster.”
…because Hillary found his real birth certificate.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…He wants her to lose.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…He has a clever plan to substitute Michelle for Hillary at the last minute.
…she promised him BACON COOKIES!
…otherwise it’s Biden and he ain’t THAT stupid.
…the world ends in 2015.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…bitch got some balls, dig what I’m laying down?
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…Bill Ayers isn’t quite rehabilitated yet.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…baby got back, know what I mean?
…he doesn’t think Generic Republican has enough experience.
…she promised to turn over Bill’s humidor to Obama.
…because “Hope, Change – What Difference Does It Make” sounds like a winner.
Cankle Bacon to Rodney Dill!
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He’s hittin it
… even HE doesn’t want Michelle to run.
…he heard thunder while eating chicken thighs.
…she had him in a thigh lock.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…the check cleared.
…of two words: Vincent Foster.
…because the only thing scarier than the Chicago enforcer is a Clinton war machine!
…because Biden – ’16 just sounds sooooooo wrong
…he thinks she’s running for the school board, not President
..Chris Christy still refuses to name him as a running mate
…he doesn’t have enough time to completely destroy America, and she is the best choice to finish the job
…because Payback’s a bitch…
…because, according to Bill, one incompetent crook deserves another.
Rodney, “Cancle Bacon” can’t be good for you.
…Valerie Jarrett told him to, and what Kommisar wants, Kommisar gets.
… because by the time he’s done with the country, the only thing left for the next President to do will be to bring him a sammich.
…she promised him one of her testicles, so they’d each have two.
…Michelle says she’s got more important stuff to do than be President.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…he can spend another 8 years blaming a bush.
…her footprints are all over his back aready.
…her footprints are all over his back already.
#28 – Winner winner, chicken dinner.
…biden’s in witness protection
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
… he wants to prove he’s not sexist or racist
… with her shape, she’ll compliment the oval office nicely
… she supported him like a good lemming
… she got junk in the trunk
… he heard she has a tattoo of the Queen of Spades
… because his every action can be predicted accurately by asking the question: “if I were President, what would I do to totally screw the country over?”
he’s looking forward to beating her in the primaries again
… they both agreed that everything in her figure is no longer where it was.
… he has always been an athletic supporter.
President ObamaThe occupant will support Hillary in 2016 because… he want’s to make prank calls at 2 A.M.President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…they’ll always have Paris.
…Wherever you go I will find you!
…you had me at impeachment.
…love grows where my Hillary goes and nobody knows like meeeeee!
…in the year 2525 she may not still be alive.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…otherwise he would be just hanging on to out dated imperialistic dogma which perpetuate the class differences in our society.
…“I love you. You’re my only reason to stay alive… if that’s what I am.”
…“…I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and … I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.”
…“But soft; what light through yonder window breaks? It is my lady! O, it is my love. O that she knew she were.”
…“As you wish.”
…“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
…“Miss Rodham, one doesn’t get to be President around here unless he’s a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I’m concerned you’re tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.”
Other more believable reasons Barry will support HildaBeast in 2016 :
Bill was over just he other day and commented on ‘how very fine’ both the Obama daughters looked…..
That way, she’ll support him unconditionally for U N Ambassador or a World Bank seat.
Plain and simple, Valerie told him it was the only way she’d hang around…….
… he’s a huge Lizzie McGuire fan
. . . she’s the only one he can beat one-on-one on a basketball court
. . . he beat her three games running at H-O-R-S-E
…she’s the only one willing to look after Biden after he leaves.
@32
…biden’s in
witnesswitless protectionFTFY
…now he really, REALLY hates white people.
…Hispanics are still sexist enough to think the Devil should not be seen in his female form when doing evil things.
…the basketball size blood clot in her giant head thwarted his sniper team, but now she is acting crazy enough to continue his mad schemes.
…it seems that global warming or something has caused hell to freeze over.
…she doesn’t just look, sound and smell like an old witch.
He knows who Vince Foster is.
He doesn’t have a clue on what else to do.
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…the alternative is for the press to stop drinking and go back to work covering a Republican president.
…the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt promised to stop hiding all the documents letting him know what’s going on in his administration if he did.
“…the One must name a successor.”
…He’s Chelsea’s biological father.
…because after careful consideration and deliberation, he’ll determine that, though the Republican challenger has many good ideas and would be competent in the position, there are just too many differences in the challenger’s position and his own to cross the partisan line and support him or her. Just kidding: He’ll support Hillary because she’ll continue his destruction of America and because he hates “Rethuglicans.”
President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…
…one should never make promises after the fifth tequila.
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