Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Will Support Hillary in 2016 Because…

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President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…

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  1. President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…

    …He has a clever plan to substitute Michelle for Hillary at the last minute.

    …she promised him BACON COOKIES!

    …otherwise it’s Biden and he ain’t THAT stupid.

    …the world ends in 2015.

  2. …because the only thing scarier than the Chicago enforcer is a Clinton war machine!

    …because Biden – ’16 just sounds sooooooo wrong

    …he thinks she’s running for the school board, not President

    ..Chris Christy still refuses to name him as a running mate

    …he doesn’t have enough time to completely destroy America, and she is the best choice to finish the job

    …because Payback’s a bitch…

  3. President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…

    … he wants to prove he’s not sexist or racist
    … with her shape, she’ll compliment the oval office nicely
    … she supported him like a good lemming
    … she got junk in the trunk
    … he heard she has a tattoo of the Queen of Spades

  4. President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…

    …they’ll always have Paris.

    …Wherever you go I will find you!

    …you had me at impeachment.

    …love grows where my Hillary goes and nobody knows like meeeeee!

    …in the year 2525 she may not still be alive.

  5. President Obama will support Hillary in 2016 because…

    …otherwise he would be just hanging on to out dated imperialistic dogma which perpetuate the class differences in our society.

    …“I love you. You’re my only reason to stay alive… if that’s what I am.”

    …“…I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and … I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.”

    …“But soft; what light through yonder window breaks? It is my lady! O, it is my love. O that she knew she were.”

    …“As you wish.”

    …“I wish I knew how to quit you!”

    …“Miss Rodham, one doesn’t get to be President around here unless he’s a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I’m concerned you’re tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.”

  6. Other more believable reasons Barry will support HildaBeast in 2016 :

    Bill was over just he other day and commented on ‘how very fine’ both the Obama daughters looked…..

    That way, she’ll support him unconditionally for U N Ambassador or a World Bank seat.

    Plain and simple, Valerie told him it was the only way she’d hang around…….

  7. …now he really, REALLY hates white people.

    …Hispanics are still sexist enough to think the Devil should not be seen in his female form when doing evil things.

    …the basketball size blood clot in her giant head thwarted his sniper team, but now she is acting crazy enough to continue his mad schemes.

    …it seems that global warming or something has caused hell to freeze over.

    …she doesn’t just look, sound and smell like an old witch.

  8. …because after careful consideration and deliberation, he’ll determine that, though the Republican challenger has many good ideas and would be competent in the position, there are just too many differences in the challenger’s position and his own to cross the partisan line and support him or her. Just kidding: He’ll support Hillary because she’ll continue his destruction of America and because he hates “Rethuglicans.”

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