I bet at the end of Game of Thrones we find out everything that happened was all in the imagination of an old fat guy with a beard.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) June 10, 2013

“Lol, are you seeing this?” – fish watching us swim

— Rory Patrick (@RorynotRoy) June 10, 2013

My pitch for The Purge 2: What if crime was legal for TWO days a year?

— Daniel Ralston (@danielralston) June 10, 2013

chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) June 10, 2013

A good way to guarantee your kid never shaves their head is to tattoo “My mom is the coolest!” on it when they’re a baby.

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) June 10, 2013

Crime scene: The Invisible Man lies dead, decapitated by an invisible fence. Police officer, “Move along, people. Nothing to see here.”

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) June 11, 2013

I just sprayed a spider with water sealant and now he’s probably an unstoppable killing machine.

— MJ (@sucittaM) June 11, 2013