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Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…

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  1. Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…

    …the “usual suspects” — i.e. Bob Beckel, Alan Colmes, Kirsten Powers, Geraldo Rivera, and Juan Williams — as liberal guests to easily keep the hosts looking good, fair and balanced.

    …Megyn Kelly, the “hottie,” who will be balancing the “un-hot” Greta Van Susteren.

  2. …O’Reilly admiring himself, Hannity repeating himself, Gutfeld mocking himself, Beckel wetting himself…

    …a new feature, “One Minute Hate”, so that the rest of the media have something to base their lies about Fox on.

  3. Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…

    …interviews with Benghazi survivors, State Department scapegoats, IRS whistleblowers, NSA defectors, and Obama apologists.

    …humor segments featuring Jay Carney, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Susan Rice, and Lois Lerner.

  4. …the Dead Pool Show, where a cranky old guy predicts the deaths of irritating liberals. By the way, next Friday Harry Reid will choke on the rattlesnake he is trying to bite.

    …the Vladimir Putin Show, Punking the President.

    …The Michelle Obama Eats Cheesecake And Wags Her Finger Show.

    …Hillary Clinton Live, Clinton picks today’s youtube video responsible for liberals destroying America while looking more and more like Larry King.

    …the Miley Cyrus Show, where guests answer questions while avoiding being clubbed to death by her tongue and leave the room no stupider than they entered it.

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