Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
How to bake the best damn cookies starring Anonymiss.
… erroneous breaking-news reports delivered more efficiently.
people who will rapidly reach the top of every liberal’s most hated person in America list.
… a change to O’Reilly’s show; it’s now called “Both Sides of the Coin” and O’Reilly will argue both sides of every position to prove to everyone how incredibly great he is no matter what he says.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Today’s Red Line Crossing
… 30 minutes of test patterns. It will steal clobber MSNBC in the ratings.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Straightline of the Day, hosted by Sarah Palin
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Survivor: UN Edition. Tune in each week to see who gets voted out.
… replacing Alan Colmes with a punching bag. No one will notice.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Spinning with the Politicians
no additional news whatsoever, but will still be better than anything else available. barely.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Deion Sanders
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
all the news not included at ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, etc.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Cute, fluffy kittens and adorable puppies!
@14 Hey walruskkkch, I’m just curious. What is your profession? 🙂
Al Gore, GIGO
@15 Professional kisser upper of course! But my super secret identity is that of mild mannered Librarian.
…a monkey washing a cat.
… Malcolm in the Middle of the Political Spectrum.
…cash prizes.
@17 Librarian? Really? What’s your favorite book?
@21 The one that is at it’s right place on the shelf. 🙂
Kind of hard to say, I’ve read so many. I haven’t given any serious thought as to a favorite amongst them all.
… lots of Mesothelioma commercials, if history is any guide.
…will include equal time from Al Sharpton, which involves a random, 10 second cutout to him yelling “YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!”
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
…the “usual suspects” — i.e. Bob Beckel, Alan Colmes, Kirsten Powers, Geraldo Rivera, and Juan Williams — as liberal guests to easily keep the hosts looking good, fair and balanced.
…Megyn Kelly, the “hottie,” who will be balancing the “un-hot” Greta Van Susteren.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
…Megyn Kelly, the “fox,” who will be balancing the “dog” Greta Van Susteren.
… a mini-series about the upheavals in Egypt: “Here Comes Hosni Boo-Boo.”
…hippie-punching. A complete hour of nothing but hippie-punching.
… the “I Miss America” pageant.
…a show where the hirsute people from Duck Dynasty explain the difference between Honey Boo Boo and a honey badger.
…a show explaining how moslem fathers train their sons to hate infidels, build suicide bombs, pray 5 times a day to Allah, and join Jihads, yet the first time they’re in front of a camera they say ,”I-mam.”
…O’Reilly admiring himself, Hannity repeating himself, Gutfeld mocking himself, Beckel wetting himself…
…a new feature, “One Minute Hate”, so that the rest of the media have something to base their lies about Fox on.
… “Wall Street Weak.”
The Oh Really? Factor
@33 – Oppo, nice one (now cut it out)
Oh the Sean Hannity. (for Hindenburg-esque coverage)
“All the news thats fit for spews”
…all Islamic coverage, all the time on… 60 Minarets
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Page 3 girls every 3 minutes.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
Persons of Interest: The Reality version.
… a series about nukes in the Middle East:
“Sheik and the Fat Man”
…the Animation Domination version of The Five, featuring Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher, Stan Smith, and Chris Matthews.
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
…no less than 5,000 Fox News Alerts
Fox News announced a new primetime lineup, which will include…
…interviews with Benghazi survivors, State Department scapegoats, IRS whistleblowers, NSA defectors, and Obama apologists.
…humor segments featuring Jay Carney, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Susan Rice, and Lois Lerner.
…a regular baking feature called “All Things Annoymiss!”
…bacon.
…Fred Thompson, Adam Baldwin, and Chuck Norris. Paramedics will be standing by.
…Prepackaged Conservative Outrage to balance out all the Prepackaged Liberal Outrage served up by the rest of the Media.
…the Dead Pool Show, where a cranky old guy predicts the deaths of irritating liberals. By the way, next Friday Harry Reid will choke on the rattlesnake he is trying to bite.
…the Vladimir Putin Show, Punking the President.
…The Michelle Obama Eats Cheesecake And Wags Her Finger Show.
…Hillary Clinton Live, Clinton picks today’s youtube video responsible for liberals destroying America while looking more and more like Larry King.
…the Miley Cyrus Show, where guests answer questions while avoiding being clubbed to death by her tongue and leave the room no stupider than they entered it.
… an all rodeo clown discussion panel.
@7 Sarah Palin? Whaddya mean Sarah Palin????
@51 I KNOW who you are, can’t fool a Walrus.
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@52 You just *try* and get cookies outta that Palin woman. I have her beat in pretty much every area, except field-dressing a moose. She’s got me there.