Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…that other Crayola crayon colors be used.
…anyone to remember that he drew it.
…red lines.
…the establishment of any Tea Party chapter in Teheran.
…the commercial use of the phrase “The Ayatolla of Rock ‘n Rolla!”
…the Iranian government from saying things that hurt his feelings and make him cry.
…pirated copies of “Argo.”
…anyone from using his name in vain.
…what else…COOKIES!
…pulling Oreos apart and only eating the creamy filling.
…anyone calling him at 3 AM.
…the killing of more than four American diplomats per day.
bacon
…non-union protestors.
@12
Dang!
@14 – Even more puzzling is that Obama found that Iran has no trouble in complying with that one.
…the press from saying, “If Obama had a red line it would look like this one.”
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
cheap, diet cookies. Only Anonymiss Cookies will do for parties, summits or nuclear armegeddeon!
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
the Lambada!
…falafels for breakfast.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Voter ID requirements.
Fruit.
a hot button topic/item to be named later.
Clowns.
any more personal references to Wookies.
wearing white after Labor day.
any more Obamacare waivers.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
any more remakes of Gigli.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
the weaponazation of Falafel
. . . passing the puck across it and a blue line, which is an offsides penalty.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
any crisis that isn’t pre-coordinated with his Tee-Time.
…Putin from teasing him for a lack of manliness.
…the US from taking any offensive action against Tehran.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
everything that is not expressly permitted.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Obama from doing anything that might restore the World’s faith in a strong and resolute America which stands for the basic freedom of all people and defense of our allies and triumph of good over evil.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
any more shows starring Kardashians.
A dog in space to join the cat they’re sending.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Bugs Bunny joke associations.
making Obama cry.
any of them from talking about Benghazi.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
in reality, nothing. Just like the last Red line.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
from violating the first rule of fight club.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
the violation of the first rule of fight club. [now that’s better]
@33
What IS the first rule of fight club?
Don’t talk about fight club.
@35
But…you just did!
… them from changing their last letter to “q,” as that would really confuse things.
… them from EVER singing that Flock of Seagulls song with their name in it. It really gets stuck in his head.
… them from agreeing to ship all their nuclear weapons to Persia. Fool him once . . .
@23- LOL
…anyone from pointing out that all his red lines are drawn with Federal red ink.
… transfers to to Orange or Blue lines.
(It’s a DC Metro system joke. If you don’t get it… probably better for you that way.)
a live action remake of Argo.
the repetition of the words “death to America” without sending him his 15% royalty
…anyone from calling for his impeachment.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/09/glenn-beck-calls-for-obama-impeachment/
@36 No I didn’t.
@40 We got ’em in Boston too.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
the US from so much as saying “BOO” without Russian approval.
the use of Double Secret Probation.
the forbidding of the love that cannot be named.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…the Iranian government from calling his bluff.
…Israel
…any unhealthy food. (I believe Michelle had a paw, er, a hoof, um, a hand in this one)
…the airing or showing of anything pro-American
…the de-funding the “Affordable Healthcare Act”
Forbidding…
Anyone in his administration from drawing the second red line necessary to complete the X the Iranians will use to target their nuclear missile. (at least until after he has a chance to hop a flight back to his homeland)
… the ayatollahs from confusing his red line with the one Netanyahu drew: that one was deadly serious, his is just half-Syriaish.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
forming formidable facile forces for forcing Farsi fakirs from facilitating functioning fission fuses forever.
Forbidding Iran from extending the red line to enclose the US behind one big red line.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Iran from accusing him of not being artistic to say the least.
as drawing a green light with withered wookie of a wife.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
the use of Europa.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…spying on its own citizens, delays in granting tax-exempt status to opposition political parties, providing adequate security to their embassies and consulates, and infringements on legal gun ownership.
…any reference to Syria’s Red Line.
…use of chemical weapons on Syrians.
…the hostage-taking of any Americans.
…any contact or conversation with Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin.
…an invasion of Israel.
Forbidding:
Iran from presenting their backsides for butt kissing until after he has a chance to finish putting the red line on his other lip
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
North Korea from pouting and demanding it’s own “Red Line” goshdurnit!
…References to Harold and his Purple Crayon
…Disclosure of exactly where President Obama’s new red line is hidden
…Americans from singing “bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” to the tune of “Barbaranne”
…the laughter of children.
…Bush
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…blocking of social media e.g. Facebook, Twitter, IMAO, and Nuking Politics.
…Islamic extremism, uranium enrichment, crazy dudes named Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and WMDs (weapons of Muslim destruction).
…conspiracies with Kim Jong-Un and Dennis Rodman.
…censorship of Miley Cyrus videos.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Red lines, or as Obama put it, “Better Red lines than Dead lines, hey Walter, er Joe? Valerie! Where are my clubs? I’m late!”
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
American TV from broadcasting The Muppets PIGS IN SPACE to Iran lest it up set their space program…
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…ownership of Manhattan skyscrapers — although exemptions are negotiable for buildings in Detroit.
…health plans that plagiarize ObamaCare.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…the use of Portuguese Water Dogs as animal astronauts.
…the export of red pistachio nuts which ‘color’ his fingers.
…bed hair.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
running so far a-way-a-a…
48 wins
I have a headache
Miley Cyrus and Islamic extremism. They both destroy American Morals
… the use of chemical agents on women and children’s used bowling shoes.
… Rodeo Clowns.
…anyone from implying that he ever had or asserted that he had a red line.
… Holding a bikini competition/bacon cook-off. When they don’t do that, the media will say it was because of Obama’s shrewd diplomacy.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
…foreboding
…anyone crossing the next red line.
…punchlines about communism.
…Ayatollahs claiming to be members of ZZ Top just to get the babes.
…them from saying “Polo” after he says, “Marco”
…the jews from adding the ‘oygbiv’
…them from sneaking across…
…them from building giant wooden badgers to sneak across…
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
them from crossing the border, seeing how well that’s working out in Texas, Arizona and California.
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding…
Hogan and his crew escaping from Stalag 17.
@73 Hogan’s Heroes were in Stalag 13, ‘Stalag 17’ is the name of a separate war movie (and separate stalag)
President Obama has now drawn a “Red Line” with Iran, forbidding …
… the sale of more Snuggies to the mullahs since they won’t wear them right and just wrap them around their heads.
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