In a recent photo op, Russian President Vladimir Putin visited an oceanarium and shook hands with a walrus*.
If Obama had done it, it would’ve been as part of a push for a program to provide free fish for all Americans.
*No relation to any walruses that comment at IMAO.
I weep for my species.
“*No relation to any walruses that comment at IMAO.”
How do you know that? This is very suspicious, Boris…
That walrus met Obama once. A short while later he noticed his bucket was missing.
*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*
there will be NO cookies for walruses for the duration and all tuna will go to the ‘Cat.
@4 jw?? Excuse me???
I believe I am in charge of cookie distribution.
@5 not no mo’. all our cookies are belong to vlad.
@4: I agree. And all beautiful women are invited to my house for flank steak and mashed taters. Blueberry cobbler for dessert.
Is no one else alarmed at what gentlemen’s’ agreement Putin might be coming to with a walrus?
Or, as an aside, with Assad?
The time has come, the walrus said,
To speak of many things:
Of Jews, and ships, and SEALS and AWACS,
Of cabals, AEGIS, and kings;
And if D.C. is smoking pot
And whether pigs have wings.
@7 Oh I’m coming for dinner. But I’m still in charge of COOKIES!!
As long as this doesn’t become another spread the whelks program.
@9: Yes. Why, yes you are!
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob. ~ Paul, shaking hands with Vlad
@4 When you meet God, send him my regards. 🙂