Random Thoughts: Brosurance, Alan Grayson, and the New iPad

Organic eggs? Any decent farmer is going to avoid spraying pesticides on his eggs.

Obama said that if for some reason you aren’t able to obtain insurance through the website, you’ll be just fine. Or maybe he said “fined.”

Need to stop trying to reason with liberals when they charge racism; just squirt them in the face with a spray bottle until they learn.

Instead of making them in China, we’re making Mac Pros in America. Well, not “we”; robots are.

American Robots > Chinese Exploited Worker

$3000 for a Mac Pro? You could buy a PC manufacturer for that.

I ONLY HEARD THE NAME AND I WANT THE NEW IPAD!!!

I HATE MY STUPID GIANT CLUNKY IPAD I BOUGHT LAST YEAR!!!

How thin can they make iPads before they easily snap in two?

So does the iPad mini have all the same feature of the iPad Air but it’s smaller and $100 cheaper?

No Touch ID 🙁

Kind of meh update, actually. Smaller is nicer, but no must have feature for someone who already has a retina display iPad.

Hey, liberals, if you ever want to prove your whining about civility isn’t partisan BS, you can always denounce Alan Grayson.

Brosurance? Why are my taxes dollars going to get health insurance for people I want dead?

Wow. That Mac Pro is expensive, but it looks like it doubles as a cup holder.

After District 8 dumped Grayson with an 18 point loss, what the hell is wrong with District 9 to pick up that turd?

Maybe the Obamacare rollout is stealth marketing for the Gremlins reboot.

Wow. The Obamacare website is so bad we all forgot about how Ben Affleck was cast as Batman.

So how much of that $400 million to make the Obamacare website was for QA? 8 bucks?

I wonder what would happen if Obama tried to make the trains run on time.

Lesson Learned: If you’re tasking the government with something as or more complex than “create a webpage,” expect an epic failure.

Man, I wanted a good excuse to buy a new iPad since I cracked the screen on my iPad 3 (month after getting it), but Apple didn’t give me one.

9 Comments

  1. Cracked Screen? That could lead to eyestrain, which in turn could lead to vision acuity loss, which will eventually lead to blindness! YOU DONT WANT TO GO BLIND! For gods sake man! You owe it to your wife and children to not go blind. Dont you want to see your babies grow up? I think its highly selfish of you to not go out and buy that ipad and instead sit around risking blindness using a defective product.

    Think of your family, they certainly wouldn’t want you to be blind, would they?

  2. “Maybe the Obamacare rollout is stealth marketing for the Gremlins reboot.”

    You gotta think culturally bigger, Frank. Think movies like “Meteor” – or “Armageddon” – on an economic scale.

  3. I wonder what would happen if Obama tried to make the trains run on time.

    To find out, try riding BART (Bay Area Random Transit) or any part of the San Francisco Muni. Think of them as the beta test for Obama running anything, which is, of course, the master beta test.

  4. “Instead of making them in China, we’re making Mac Pros in America. Well, not “we”; robots are.” but the robots will be made in China…
    “How thin can they make iPads before they easily snap in two?” the next iPad will be so thin it only has one side….
    “Brosurance? Why are my taxes dollars going to get health insurance for people I want dead?” they say it right in the add that I saw, so the slackers don’t have to blow their beer money on insurance

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