Taping later. Hoping today is finally the day contestant says, "My husband is a bum, and we're stuck with 2 rotten kids!"
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) November 21, 2013
If Charles Dickens were around today, all his stories would be set inside a Walmart.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) November 21, 2013
A little bird just told me I took too much acid.
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) November 21, 2013
I wish the Pilgrims and Indians had eaten tacos and pizza instead
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) November 21, 2013
The porn version of the Tom Hanks movie "Big" should also be called "Big." Let me explain
— Musky Lozenge™ (@LostCatDog) November 21, 2013
'Could I *be* dreaming of a whiter Christmas?' – Chandler Bing Crosby.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 21, 2013
The Affordable Care Act is neither affordable nor caring. It is, however, an act. It's all an act.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 21, 2013
Chrome functionality I'd like. A hot-key that tells you which tab is the one playing that stupid !$#^$# video.
— John Dickerson (@jdickerson) November 21, 2013
"Give us Barabbas!" MT @WhiteHouse Obama: “If you’ve got a majority of folks who believe in something, then it should be able to pass."
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) November 21, 2013
I’d like to see someone on Wheel say, “I’m here with my mediocre husband Jeff because my wonderful husband David couldn’t make it.”
That Jim Treacher is one savvy dude.
The Five Basic Forms of Government Explained
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDS1OHk7Lf8
So, by using the nuclear option, the oligarchy has turned our republic into a democracy, which will devolve into anarchy, leading to the rise of a monarchy.
Well, I hope they figure out soon who gets to wear the crown, so we’ll know whose head to chop off first.
Just sayin’…