So Obama shook hands with Commie dictator Raul Castro, and some people are angry about that. The problem is that Obama probably didn’t know what he was supposed to do with a Commie other than shake his hand because he hadn’t thought about how to handle Commies beforehand. I, on the other hand, am always thinking of what I’ll do when I encounter a Commie, and here are the option I always keep in mind:
OPTIONS FOR HOW TO HANDLE A COMMIE
* Punch
* Piledrive
* Strangle
* Burn
* Dropkick
* Shoot
* Headbutt
* Karate chop
* Shove into cannon
* Fire out of cannon
* Noogie
So Obama might want to add these option on how to handle a Commie to his current repertoire of “shake hands with” and “learn from.”
How do you handle a Commie?
Frank, I’d love to see you put this plan into action. Maybe we could get you schedued for a tour of the White House.
Call in a drone strike. Go back to what you were doing.
generally speaking, the interactions you specify above only apply when the interaction is between a commie and a non-commie.
* Musket to the junk
* Blow torch to the junk
* Grinder to the junk
* Belt sander to the junk
* Vice grips to the junk
* Junk to the dump
First, offer congratulations for attaining tenure;
then say “Here’s my Gender Studies Program!” as you kick what will turn out to have been, if it turns out to have been a male, his nads.
@4 Jimmy:
“Musket to the junk”
If it happens to be a Jewish Commie, you could simultaneously say:
“Muzzle Tov!”
Regime Changing Day, of course.
* Purple nurple
with a ten foot Poland.
“How do you handle a Commie?” – Sounds like a straight line to me . . .
From as great a distance as possible.
“Nuke ’em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
send ’em to Frank
A land war in Asia
“Tear down this wall!”
Star Wars
Boot to the head!
(look it up on you tube)
I handled the Commies in California by moving to Iowa.
Obama can start by using less tongue, work his way up to learning a new greeting in Spanish other than “Have you ever seen a naked Kenyan?”
Wood chipper to everything but the junk, napalm the wood chipper and have an open casket funeral.
Step one: Don’t vote for him, even it it makes you appear raaaaaaacist.
As far as Obama is concerned-Raul Castro is simply another “Fellow Traveler”. Nothing to see herer.
If I’m obama, I take a selfie with a Commie using some blonde chick’s cellphone. As Captain Midnight, I leave an indent from my decoder ring on the Commie’s face.
Use Desert Eagle. Heavy enough to break temple when used as a hammer,if you can’t afford $4.00 a round. Heavy enough ( 50 cal) to vaporize temple if you can afford it.
Snapkick to the ‘nads … but only if you are feeling mellow at that moment. If you are not feeling mellow, then a snapkick to the ‘nads is just the start.
Smack the IRS Agent with a 2X4.