In the new year, I resolve to…
- be tolerant of other people’s point of view
- be tolerant of liberals
- not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
- drive the speed limit at all times
- say nice things about Democrats
- not make fun of rednecks
- not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
- not make fun of yankees
- compliment people more often
- not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
- become a serious blogger
- sprout wings and fly
I have an equal chance of success with all of them.
I thought you were a serious blogger (for certain values of serious).
Happy New Year!
Well, “serious” as in “not funny,” then, yeah.
New Years Resolutions:
1 .Crush my enemies.
2. See them driven before me.
3. Hear the lamentations of their women.
4. Eat healthier.
I will try to comply with all the above,except:
1. Say nice things about democrats.
2. Be tolerant about liberals.
You shouldn’t make fun of rednecks – when TEOTWAWKI happens you’ll be begging us to take you in, and we have great memories…
New Years Resolutions:
1. Give-up Frank.
2. Stop encouraging Harvey to write more Newsish Fakery.
3. Tell Basil he isn’t funny since he doesn’t think he is.
4. Give-up on the first three resolutions already.
Seriously,
1. Try to figure out how to be a good grandfather.
2. Do at least one thing on my bucket list.
3. Give-up on self-improvement projects.
Eat more tuna.
be tolerant of liberals
say nice things about Democrats
not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
become a serious blogger
sprout wings and fly
No chance of any of the above happening
And as far as last years resulotiojn
drive the speed limit at all times
Nice thought , but shite happens
not make fun of rednecks
not make fun of yankees
compliment people more often
No problem
Happy New Year
As far as last years resolutions of losing vast amounts of weight. I went from 350 to 300 which isn’t vast, so I think I will put it down as one of them continuing resolutions