Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…
OafBungledCare
ObumbleCare
YouGonnaDie
WhatsInYourWalletCare
404Care
Obama Really Doesn’t Give a $hit About Your Care If You Work
Obamadontcare
Commiecare
Bushcare
Bush’s Fault
War on the Middle Class
SerfCare
The People’s Healthcare
DontBlameMeBroCare
DMV-Care
Death Panel-Care
Now How Much Would You Pay-Care
Tar and Feather-Care
Hurry up and wait-Care
IOnlyFoundOutAboutItWhenISawItOnTheNewCare
oops! typo
IOnlyFoundOutAboutItWhenISawItOnTheNewsCare
IfYouLikeYourObamacareYouCanKeepYourObamacare
OnlyRacistsHateThisCare
The Care That Must Not Be Named
Medical Insurance For Dummies
Third World Medical Care
BigF’nDealCare
Planned Obsolescence
Affordable Health SCAM
Itsuckstonotbeexemptcare
SoThat’sWhat’sInItCare
HoneyBadgerCare
BlameBushCare
PayALotGetSquat
Will not be included in the next publication of the Newspeak Dictionary, available online as soon as we can find someone to do us up a website properly. All former print versions of the Newspeak Dictionary (henceforth referred to as NewDic) are to be turned in at your local MinTru location. There are no former versions of the NewDic, becauase what difference, at this point, does it make?
LakeSuperiorStateCollegeCare
KevorkianCare
“He Really Don’t Care”
“Dear Leader’s Super Fun Happy Time Care”
“Gotta Break Some Eggs for Socialism Care”
SQUIRREL!!!!
Yeah…I know I use this alot…but it always seems to work.
PlaceboCare
@24 Close – it has to be LakerCare, not least because so many LA Lakers need it right now…
go with the acronym: ACA. any cat with a hairball can give you the correct pronunciation.
BroKeepers
STFURacist!
BeastModal Care
Conan(What’sBestInLife?)Care
Free Sh!t
PajamaTime
KimyeKare
HappyFunBall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gzDC-2ZO8I
Rope 2 x 4 Care.
The “Comandante’s Affordable Care Act” or CACA.
BOHICACare
дайте им умереть
On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…
The Care that dares not speak it’s name.
Here’s a cookie care. (and not even an Anonymiss cookie at that!)
Loretta
Einer für alle und alle für einen.
I care, I care not. I care, I care not.
iDon’tCare (note the snazzy little “i” which appeals to so many pajamaboys and hipsters)
PajamaBoyCare
SoylentCare
ForTheChildrenCare
I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Laxative Care.
I’ve Fallen And You Can’t Get Up Care.
Burning Sensation? Then Don’t Leave That Specimen Here Care.
Knock Out Game or Anesthesia For Whitey Care.
Barack’s Blue Crescent Insurance
Hussein’s Hospice Care
BO’sHMO
Obama’sYourMama-Care
Barry’s Not So Prompt Care… and Bath House
since when do universities, those bastions of tolerance, free speech, and free exchange of ideas ban words?
Bridgetosinglepayer Care.
How about just replacing it with a short “raspberry” or fart sound? They can’t ban a sound, can they?
Example: “I was going to sign up for *pffft* but the website was down”
On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…
http://youtu.be/1xpKeabZlEs
JaneaneGarofaloThinksImSwellCare
SharknadoCare
SQUIRREL!!!!
Whocares? Look! Phil Robertson hates gays!
Doubleplusgoodcare.
Affordable Euthanasia Act.
JaneaneGarofaloScreamingMeemieCare
#37!!! gets my vote.
Comrade Care
HussainCare
ObambiCare
NobodyCares
WhiteyPaysCare
ObamaOsamaCare
BenDoverCare
SpreadTheMiddleClass’sWealthCare
NoMoreEmployeesJustContractorsCare
Cthulhu Care – Our tentacles are into everything.
Leeroy Jenkins Care.
God’ll Sort ’em Out Care
The Darwin Award
Blew Cross, Blew Shields.
…Bidencare
…Urkelcare