My business card just says "Brian Essbe, business card distributor"

— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) May 27, 2014

I am strong, probably, I haven't checked.

— Possibly Rabbit IRL? (@doctorveritas) May 27, 2014

"My wife and I are SO in love. Always finishing each other's…" (silence) (silence) *Russian accent* "You give me Green Card now, yes?"

— Fight Hawk (@aka_fatman) May 27, 2014