(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…
(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…
Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…
declaring they had no further futball ambitions in the Americas.
Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…
a single beer. One giant, humongous beer.
… being beaten up by angry mobs.
[Taken some time off, wally? Missed ya.]
Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…
SAMBA!
@4 10 days in Vegas.
…invading France
Danzig in the streets
… dubbing it the Merkel Metz.
… setting their sights on LeBron’s room.
renaming the sport stuermengroppenkrigblitzen
…bringing home ‘The Boys from Brazil” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/
… posthumously promoting Wilhelm Klink to General.
…raising a furor.
Invading Poland
(come on, you know it had to be said)
… fondly reminding each other that their coach had promised: “Today the European Cup — tomorrow the World!”
…by making a German spectacle of themselves. All appologies to Lili Von Shtupp.
… celebrated by proclaiming the superiority of the ball kicking abilities of the Aryan race and their goose-stepping approach to ball kicking.
… having a great big national party that everyone is expected to be part of.
… playing a updated version of the Furher’s speech: “Today, Germany. Tomorrow, the World…cup.”
…redefining the word “cup” as “war” so that they could finally win one of those too.
annexing Austria
…giving cookies to everyone…
. . . roundin up all the members of Israel’s team
. . . listening to the Ode an die Freude (Ode to Joy) from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony (well, that’s what this German-American did). (Sorry, I laughed myself silly watching the highlights of the Germany-Brazil game, and have nothing left.)