Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…
… I really don’t get paid enough to do these.
…”Just got cut to 29 hrs/wk. So no health insurance. OFA sucks! I quit!”
… “#Cruz2016”
… “IRS? Fast and Furious? Benghazi? Guilty on all counts. What are you going to do about it?”
Tweeted under the sheets Michelle is pissed-now I get to sleep alone!
… “Goin’ on vacation again. #LikeABoss”
“IRS – don’t know anything
Benghazi – don’t know anything
Fast & Furious – don’t know anything
Alien invasion – don’t know anything
NSA, terrorist for deserter trades, arming the Muzzie brotherhood, food stamp prezzy, failure to uphold oath of office, Iran, spying on the press, etc, etc – don’t know anything
Got Bin Laden without my knowledge after being dragged off the golf course – Mastermind!”
(Okay, I slightly exceeded the 140 characters.)
…”moon nuking starts in 4, 3, 2, 1…”
All of your base are belong to us!
Resistance is futile!
What! Me worry?
“…CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!”
everyone plz send $100 cash to WH in envelope marked V. Jarrett
dad sux, just cut allowance below 2k per week #poverty
. . . uh . . uh . . . uh . . uh
. . . Let me be clear.
. . . I hate broccoli and tofu.
The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…
President Obama isn’t here Mrs. Torrence.
“Drink Your Ovalofficetine.”
Please help control the unwanted pet population by spaying or neutering your dogs.
… Ate a second dessert right in front of Michelle #gutsymove
… Help! I’m a in a Chinese work camp, and I’m being forced to write these at gunpoint.