Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
… go and join ISIS. Preferably as a cook or something.
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
attend the next meeting of the DNC?
…French kiss obama
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
take that long put off trip to Washington DC.
Stock up on Clorox bleach. It works well as a disinfectant and may actually lighten your skin tone so you can get treatment.
…drop and roll?
…duck and cover?
…cut and run?
…gird your loins?
…do the Heimlich?
…go to Disneyland?
I give up.
…stay away from cats.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty….
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
stop thinking so much you paranoid hypochondriac.
…blame Bush.
…decrease the surplus population.
…ask your doctor is Ebola is good for you.
…give in and sign-up for Obamacare.
…die. In an African country if you are American, here if you are a foreigner.
…add meth addiction to your bucket list.
…tell Sting that tantric sex is no longer an option.
…ask fellow passengers what they are using to treat their flu like syptoms.
…cancel that last check you wrote to vampire college.
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is go to the closest airport, lie about it and come to Obamastan where everything is freeeeeeee! Then spit, $hit and puke your way across the country because in Obamastan, we celebrate diverrrsity and your right as an invader to spread your filthy 3rd world diseases wherever you go. Remember, from each according to his ability!
Oh yeah, don’t forget to call a lawyer before you die because we all know that your death wasn’t caused by your filthy 3rd world disease, it was caused by evil racist rich white people.
…amputate.
… follow Monty Python’s advice:
If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…
…take a look at that bucket-list you started a while back.
…throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care.
If you have Obamacare coverage those are about the only two options you really have.
…brush your teeth.
…. put your head between your knees… and kiss your ass goodbye. Then go hug a politician…. at this point, ANY politician.
…send in your Democrat voter registration….voter records prove that registering Democrat can extend your life by 10-20 years. I mean…you know…if you’re voting you must be alive, right?
“if you think you have Ebola clap your hands. If you think you have Ebola clap your hands (everybody). “
…head to America.
Go to the nearest Obama fundraiser.
… not take any advice from humor websites about what to do if you think you have Ebola
Visit every IRS office
Eat one of Mooch’s school lunches, to confuse the coroner as to cause of death.
…don’t panic, it’s more afraid of you than you are afraid of it.
Take two Triphorgetin and two Fukitol along with four ounces of Irish Whiskey every two hours until unconscious. You’ll wake-up feeling right as rain.
pay a lobbyist to get Hussein Al-Barak (peace be upon him) to promise that if you like your ebola, you can keep your ebola. period. you’ll be cured in no time.
… sign up for bungie-jumping, base-diving, hang-gliding and white-water kayaking lessons.
. . . refuse to get on the cart, tell them you’re feeling better and you think you’ll go for a walk.