Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A desperate Joe Bide is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A desperate Joe Bide is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by…
… accepting all friend requests, even from people with long and hard-to-pronounce names.
… becoming a rap [laughing too hard to finish the sentence]
… talking Marvel into making him into a comic book (should be easy since he is already a joke).
A desperate Joe Bide is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by…
inviting Hillary Duck Hunting.
A desperate Joe Biden is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by
saying all the time, “Who is this Obama person of which you speak? Never heard of him before.”
switching to the more conservative Green Party.
an extra hour a day in the tanning booth.
A desperate Joe Biden is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by…
… having Zippy sign an Executive Order restricting voting rights to people with IQs under 50.
… appearing at campaign events with Matt LeBlanc, to highlight his campaign slogan Ready For Joey.
…keeping his cake-hole shut!
…getting his own selfie-stick.
A desperate Joe Biden is trying to boost his chances in 2016 by…
not actually running.
…enlisting the help of all his butt buddies
. . . repeating every morning, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.” (Hey, it worked for Al Franken!)
. . . buying lottery tickets (which, he’s convinced, are used to determine the results of presidential elections)
. . . using the campaign slogan “Never been indicted!”
…getting Jeb Bush nominated.
Stomping on every sidewalk crack in sight while chanting the “step on a crack break that bi+ch’s back!” Occasionally he forgets why he’s lurching crazily around and segues into the “Off to see the Wizard” song.
…entering into contract negotiations with Chicago hitmen. (Yay, St Valentines day)
…hanging everyone named Chad.
…having Obozo issue an Executive Border around Hillary’s mouth, cuz nothing will cross that.
…having the slogan Time To Pull The Plugs On This Admininistration bandied around soup kitchens and welfare offices.
…reminding small government proponents that he is too stupid to think of more ways to make it bigger.
…asking Kerry about being a running mate. (he has the flotilla of fast boats and wind surf boards)
…aligning himself with the “strong horse” by changing his name to Habib and requiring his female Secret Service agents to wear the hijab.
…culling his rolodex of all references to people and places that no longer exist, to show that he’s “with it” and up on things.
…holding a series of “beer summits” to connect with the “common folk”.
…changing his name to Josef Biden.
… creepily placing his hands on the right woman this time.
… putting out “feelers” to determine how he might “grab” more of the female “vote”.
…. trying to get the women’s vote…. one gentle squeeze at a time.