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  1. Living in your own filth has it’s downside, except for unpunched hippies and methane breathing aliens.

    Most of them were slimy and unethical enough to get hired by Wall Street firms.

    Poo flinging monkeys sued them for copyright infringement and giving flung poo a bad name.

  2. It became the Hands Up Don’t Shoot movement and the I Can’t Breathe movement. It’s the act of protest itself that matters, not the focus of the protest. It’s either aging hippies trying to relive the 60’s, or hipster wannabes trying to recreate the 60’s. Real political outcomes aren’t important (except for the actual socialists who are just trying to disrupt the system). What matters is dancing, drumming, smoking, screwing, and generally self absorbed narcissistic behavior – “look at me, I’m morally superior because I care”.

  3. Say… whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?

    Bart:[our] Work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.

    Crowd: [in unison] B******T!

    Bart: All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it’s getting pretty damn dull around here.

  4. …their stench became so overwhelming whenever two or more of them got together, even they started avoiding each other.

    …nobody really knows. The only clue seems to be a note found nearby saying, “I, Donald Rumsfeld strangled all the hippies. You’re welcome America.”
    Some have suggested it may be the work of the mysterious Rumsfeld Strangler, a prolific hippie killer active during the Bush administration, others say the Rumsfeld Strangler is just a myth invented to scare people, like the boogeyman or Islamic Terrorism.

  5. “Whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?” I’m pretty sure the cop had someone wash it off the car.

    They probably retired to bask in the memory of all their famous slogans, quotations, sayings, and accomplishments.

  6. What happened? General apathy…but who cares?

    Couldn’t get a good signal on their iPhones so they moved on.

    They ran out of other people’s money?

    They were replaced by the Judean People’s Front and later by the People’s Front of Judea.

  7. They’re too busy with other stuff; they are, in fact, occupied.
    They all died of occupational hazards.
    They are recovering from the unreported but terrible clash with the Octopi Wall Street movement. They may be armed and dangerous, or are those things legs?
    The movement has passed and is down the drain. They are flushed with success.
    They lack the attention span to stick with one movement and are now off pursuing the latest fad du jour.

  8. When Occupy Crimea, Occupy Ukraine, and Occupy Half of Iraq and Syria failed to get any of the administration’s attention, they were relegated to JV status.

    They quit. Soros losers. They took their Baal and went home.

  9. … They were forced to disband after the hobos complained of the smell.

    … They ran out of poverty level food truck operators to harass, and the actual rich people are the ones keeping paying their trust funds.

    … Their parents threatened to rent the basement to someone else.

    … They’re still there, and just as relevant as ever.

  10. Love hanging out with cave people? Hate bathrooms? Love to burn things, like effigies, or people who disagree with you? Hate western culture? Love senseless, violent vandalism? Hate capitalism, Christians, and Jews? ISIS wants YOU!

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