… They starved to death during the last Snowpocalypse?
… The Sea Monster in the Hudson River slowly depleted their numbers. Sure it only eats one or two at a time, but when the Sea Monster is eating them faster than they can breed or recruit… its a simple game of numbers.
It became the Hands Up Don’t Shoot movement and the I Can’t Breathe movement. It’s the act of protest itself that matters, not the focus of the protest. It’s either aging hippies trying to relive the 60’s, or hipster wannabes trying to recreate the 60’s. Real political outcomes aren’t important (except for the actual socialists who are just trying to disrupt the system). What matters is dancing, drumming, smoking, screwing, and generally self absorbed narcissistic behavior – “look at me, I’m morally superior because I care”.
Became #BlackLivesMatter … Same aging New Left hippies and the empty headed children they have spent decades brainwashing. There will be a new hashtag for the same unhinged mob of malevolently maladjusted miscreants soon enough.
Say… whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?
Bart:[our] Work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Crowd: [in unison] B******T!
Bart: All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it’s getting pretty damn dull around here.
…their stench became so overwhelming whenever two or more of them got together, even they started avoiding each other.
…nobody really knows. The only clue seems to be a note found nearby saying, “I, Donald Rumsfeld strangled all the hippies. You’re welcome America.”
Some have suggested it may be the work of the mysterious Rumsfeld Strangler, a prolific hippie killer active during the Bush administration, others say the Rumsfeld Strangler is just a myth invented to scare people, like the boogeyman or Islamic Terrorism.
They’re too busy with other stuff; they are, in fact, occupied.
They all died of occupational hazards.
They are recovering from the unreported but terrible clash with the Octopi Wall Street movement. They may be armed and dangerous, or are those things legs?
The movement has passed and is down the drain. They are flushed with success.
They lack the attention span to stick with one movement and are now off pursuing the latest fad du jour.
When Occupy Crimea, Occupy Ukraine, and Occupy Half of Iraq and Syria failed to get any of the administration’s attention, they were relegated to JV status.
They quit. Soros losers. They took their Baal and went home.
Love hanging out with cave people? Hate bathrooms? Love to burn things, like effigies, or people who disagree with you? Hate western culture? Love senseless, violent vandalism? Hate capitalism, Christians, and Jews? ISIS wants YOU!
HazMat sent a robot to pick it up. Preliminary testing showed high rate of hummus & granola. It was bagged, tagged and is still occupying the evidence locker.
… no one left to rape?
… corporate donations dried up.
… Putin has other concerns now.
Some occupied Port-a-Potties, others soup lines, still others occupied themselves with endless self-loathing, and hacky-sack.
Is Acorn still a thing? I’d look there…
Two words – medical marijuana.
Back in their parents’ basements until Obama needs another big distraction.
They disbanded in despair, once they realized that there would be no Anonymiss cookies.
They started occupying upscale bistros, disrupting expensive brunches with inane chatter.
… They starved to death during the last Snowpocalypse?
… The Sea Monster in the Hudson River slowly depleted their numbers. Sure it only eats one or two at a time, but when the Sea Monster is eating them faster than they can breed or recruit… its a simple game of numbers.
The Revolution devours its own… but in this case they were so disgusting even the Revolution spat ’em back out.
Called off because of weather. YAY Global Climate Change.
Once they gained recognition as the ultimate embarrassment, What more could they aspire to?
Living in your own filth has it’s downside, except for unpunched hippies and methane breathing aliens.
Most of them were slimy and unethical enough to get hired by Wall Street firms.
Poo flinging monkeys sued them for copyright infringement and giving flung poo a bad name.
It became the Hands Up Don’t Shoot movement and the I Can’t Breathe movement. It’s the act of protest itself that matters, not the focus of the protest. It’s either aging hippies trying to relive the 60’s, or hipster wannabes trying to recreate the 60’s. Real political outcomes aren’t important (except for the actual socialists who are just trying to disrupt the system). What matters is dancing, drumming, smoking, screwing, and generally self absorbed narcissistic behavior – “look at me, I’m morally superior because I care”.
Someone got a gutter-eye view of a cowboy boot and the rumor got started that Chuck Norris was aware of them.
The camp was surrounded by people doing “down twinkles” and it so harshed the mellow that they had to leave.
… winter.
… their trust fund manager took Apple short.
Became #BlackLivesMatter … Same aging New Left hippies and the empty headed children they have spent decades brainwashing. There will be a new hashtag for the same unhinged mob of malevolently maladjusted miscreants soon enough.
There may be some in my basement. I occasionally get mail addressed to “Occupant”
They lost their cool/edgy vibe since the mayor himself has started flinging poo at the cops.
Say… whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?
I’m supposed to care?
Say… whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?
Bart:[our] Work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Crowd: [in unison] B******T!
Bart: All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it’s getting pretty damn dull around here.
Once the achieved the goal of getting the House and the Senate under the control of the GOP, the Koch Bros quit paying them.
I miss Ketchup. http://newsbusters7.s3.amazonaws.com/images/2011/November/ketchup.jpg
Well, obviously they read Frank’s book, and it was a mass sewercide.
…their stench became so overwhelming whenever two or more of them got together, even they started avoiding each other.
…nobody really knows. The only clue seems to be a note found nearby saying, “I, Donald Rumsfeld strangled all the hippies. You’re welcome America.”
Some have suggested it may be the work of the mysterious Rumsfeld Strangler, a prolific hippie killer active during the Bush administration, others say the Rumsfeld Strangler is just a myth invented to scare people, like the boogeyman or Islamic Terrorism.
They heard a new iPhone is coming so they’re camping out at the Apple stores.
They went back to their government subsidized lives.
“Whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?” I’m pretty sure the cop had someone wash it off the car.
They probably retired to bask in the memory of all their famous slogans, quotations, sayings, and accomplishments.
Say… whatever happened to the Occupy Wall Street movement?
Probably all got real jobs at good wages in the expanding Obama Recovery that is going on.
They disbanded (in com-fusion) after one guy tried to get a chant started by saying: “What do we want?!”
What happened? General apathy…but who cares?
Couldn’t get a good signal on their iPhones so they moved on.
They ran out of other people’s money?
They were replaced by the Judean People’s Front and later by the People’s Front of Judea.
They encountered the Spanish Inquisition, which, oddly enough, none of them was expecting.
They are now calling plays for the Seahawks’ offense.
They now work for vox.com.
[continues theme] This is an ex-movement!
Many of them are working as developers on the various websites for Obamacare.
They’re too busy with other stuff; they are, in fact, occupied.
They all died of occupational hazards.
They are recovering from the unreported but terrible clash with the Octopi Wall Street movement. They may be armed and dangerous, or are those things legs?
The movement has passed and is down the drain. They are flushed with success.
They lack the attention span to stick with one movement and are now off pursuing the latest fad du jour.
So much for the coalition of the wailing.
[totally mangles theme] My brain hurts!
Yeah, all right, those things are given. But what has Wall Street ever REALLY done for us? [/Python]
When Occupy Crimea, Occupy Ukraine, and Occupy Half of Iraq and Syria failed to get any of the administration’s attention, they were relegated to JV status.
They quit. Soros losers. They took their Baal and went home.
… They were forced to disband after the hobos complained of the smell.
… They ran out of poverty level food truck operators to harass, and the actual rich people are the ones keeping paying their trust funds.
… Their parents threatened to rent the basement to someone else.
… They’re still there, and just as relevant as ever.
Love hanging out with cave people? Hate bathrooms? Love to burn things, like effigies, or people who disagree with you? Hate western culture? Love senseless, violent vandalism? Hate capitalism, Christians, and Jews? ISIS wants YOU!
They showered and got jobs as welders, truck drivers, and brick masons.
HazMat sent a robot to pick it up. Preliminary testing showed high rate of hummus & granola. It was bagged, tagged and is still occupying the evidence locker.