Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
… they don’t understand the difference between “know” and “suspect.”
…he eats boxes of yosts as snack crackers.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
he eats Dog meat on Fridays.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
he isn’t.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
they have an intelligence some where above room temperature.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
he can’t produce his “I am a Christian…really…honestly…cross my heart and hope to die, Card”
…five times a day he disappears into a room facing east with a prayer rug.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
most Christians don’t diss their own church that they attended for 20 years.
. . . the ritual beheadings of Republicans in the Rose Garden
. . . installing loud speakers on the Washington Monument for the call to prayer
. . . White House press room is now male only
…he lies, murders, couldn’t remember the Sabbath if you spotted him 7 letters, and thinks that the “good news” happened when Hope and Change began to fundamentally transform this land.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
he thinks he actual is Jesus Christ.
…he has a $#!7 hemorrhage every time he is crossed.
…his name is not listed as the father on the birth certificate, of Jesus.
…you can’t swing a dead cat in the Oval Office without:
Hitting an athiest
Knocking a Koran out of his hands
Doing more damage to terrorists than he can tolerate
…voodoo is the ONLY explanation for Joe Biden.
…he read in the newspaper that Christianity is just Jew light.
…the rebuild of the Capitol Dome includes a minaret.
…his worship of dog is his only indication of dyslexia.
This is too easy….because he said he was.
…because, as those people know, as a Muslim you can’t be both Christian and Muslim at the same time.
Some people suspect President Obama in not a Christian because…
…he is in fact the 12th imam.
… his Facebook password is 666.
…the only time he praises Jesus is when he’s complimenting his illegal immigrant groundskeeper on the work he does.
… because of his name, his Muslim wedding ring, his Muslim ‘one finger salute’, his Muslim father, his Muslim education, his Muslim chief of staff, his Muslim Secretaries and department heads, his arming and training of ISIS Muslims, his private meetings with Muslims, his family doesn’t celebrate Christmas, his most beautiful sound is the Muslim call to prayer and because he said he will “side with the Muslims”. I have more!!
… they got suspicious when the white house taps started gushing blood.
… It would involved worshiping more than himself.
… Time spent at church is time spent away from the golf course.
… The Bible is just a document written, like, a hundred years ago!
… Shortly after taking the oath of office on a Bible, he had his hands treated for mysterious burns.
… because to become a Christian, he’d have to give his heart to Jesus. and you can’t give what you haven’t got.