Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
… mere survival (a percentage based on age)
…all on stage shoulder rubs and hair nuzzles. (Chester the Molester, call your office)
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
breathing out, and breathing in…
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
your entire family going back to neolithic days, just cause they’re dead doesn’t mean they don’t benefit from the greatest healthcare plan in the world.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
not understanding the legitimate grievances of ISIS and terrorists in general. excluding the Tea party.
…cookies.
…bacon.
…chipotle.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
the old tax which will then make the new tax become and old tax itself requiring a new tax on it thus making it also an old tax requiring a new tax on it making the new tax an old tax requiring…
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
… liking your plan.
… not liking your plan.
… keeping your plan.
… not keeping your plan.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
pain.
…tea.
. . . snacks, tacks, racks, cracks, backs, lacks, and wax
1. Breathing
2. Not breathing
You can’t escape the tax.
…not depending on the government
In accordance with the current paradigm of taxation as a form of behavior modification, death will now be taxed at 100%
As with other vice taxes, we expect a massive increase in revenue, and a massive reduction in the number of people who choose death.
…concentrated snark – Jon Stewart and the Twitter hardest hit.
1) The Co2 you are E P A estimated to emit. Certain minorities and all Union Members are exempt, of course.
2)You WILL Be Required to collect all your shedded skin, weigh & log it, and you will be assessed a per-pound ‘commons pollution fee’. [Voluntary program,… of course]
…tax forms.
…pretty much everything.
…the stupid….liberals hardest hit.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on attacks on tax.
…docking tax, new in town tax, rowboat under the wharf tax, leavin’ your junk lyin’ around the wharf tax…
…thingie
. . . listening to “Taxman”, by the Beatles.
Surprise! Turns out that under Obamacare, there will be a new tax on…
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet
(Thank you George Harrison)
Everything you do not wish to purchase
…nerdishness, with an additional 5% for Big Bang Theory fans.
…your ummmm, let’s just call it the Keystone Poopline.
…sex, the other cause of and answer to all dudes problems.