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The weirdest moment during Obama’s speech at the National Prayer Breakfast…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest moment during Obama’s speech at the National Prayer Breakfast…
…was when Valarie threw the elbow when she was diving for the bacon.
…was calling himself King Barry the lamb hearted.
…was that Richard Gere ( a known gigolo) was in attendance.
..was when, after the invocation, Obama stood up and said, “I’ll get right on that.”
…was when Obama said “I beg your indulgence…”, White House staffers hit the entire room with offering plates.
…was when he went on and on about “Scripture Neutrality”.
…was when a flock of chickens came in and refused to leave…
…was when Obama rode in on a pale horse…
…was that it wasn’t held in Mecca.
…was when Obama announced “I hope you all brought your prayer rugs.”
…was the rug burn on his knees.
The oddest thing was when he didn’t scream “allahu akbar” and shoot everybody. He did manage to say “hulu to the crack-bar” before the secret service pulled him aside, but we all know what he was thinking.
…him starting his speach in backwards latin before catching himself.
…Satan issuing a press release making clear despite the evidence that the two of them have not affiliation whatsoever and anyone saying so will be sued for libel.
… Was hearing the Muslim Call to Prayer on the Teleprompter. I didn’t know those things had sound!
was when he walked in with a rolled up rug under his arm and asked, “So, does anyone know which direction Mecca is from here?”
…some odd-looking goats showed up, crying “Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ry.)
…when he mentioned the Spanish Inquisition. -Nobody expected that.
When Obama claimed he and Brian Williams had uncovered the Ark of the Covenant.
…was when he overturned the platter of bacon screaming “UNCLEAN!”
…was how he kept shielding his eyes from the crucifix.
…was how he kept saying “Don’t tell Michelle” as he piled bacon on his plate.
… the Skype call from Cthulhu.
… was Obama’s failed attempt to raise Brian Williams’ career from the dead.
… Hillary Clinton’s dexterity in dodging the sprinkles of holy water.
…was when he led the room in singing chapter six of Rules For Radicals.
…Chris Christie started blubbering when he got to pass around the new King Obama bibles.
…the two hours that Michelle spent listing the Obama exceptions to the Ten Commandments before Barry showed up with ten thousand pages of new commandments.
… When Obama said ‘God Bless Obamacare’ and the crucifix turned black and fell upside down.
… Is that no one knows how ‘Hastur Hastur Hastur’ ended up on the teleprompter.
… was when twelve legions of furious, weeping, heavily-armed angels appeared over the rooftops of Washington, D.C. and were heard chanting, “Now? Now? How about Now?”, and then vanished when another voice said, “Not now, but Soon.”
…. was when Barry cleared his throat and started warbling the “Call To Prayer”