Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Butterflies are prone to fluttering by.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
THey were targeted by the IRS.
Eaten by all those future Americans down in Mexico during their annual migration.
David Copperfield got bored.
FDA recommended that they be replaced by margarine flies.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Not enough Hurricanes got formed by them beating their wings, so they were fired.
Released in Gay Wedding ceremonies.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
US Fish & Wildlife accounting error.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
They left with the Dolphins.
We are a Democratic Republic, we have no concerns about any Monarchs.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
I am not my butterfly’s keeper.
A terrible hard drive crash.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Have they checked Obama’s pockets?
They were eaten by all the other species protected by the nanny state.
They were lightly seared by the eco-friendly solar array in the desert.
Leave $1 billion dollars in a large sack behind the 7-11 and we’ll let you know…capiche?
We are still waiting for a report from Brian Williams.
@7 – “So long and thanks for all the milkweed”
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
They are playing Hide and go seek?
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Well you never wrote or called so they moved on.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Little teensy tiny guillotines.
Not really missing, just entangled in an SEP field.
Why are you all looking at me?
They are now the only approved protein in Michelle’s school lunches.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
They all got together and became…. MOTHRA!
Either it was BUUUuuush or the Koch Brothers that ate them!
They had American jobs.
When called before Congress for an explanation, Hillary just asked, “What difference, at this point, does it make?”
They insulted Mohammad.
They lepidopted out?
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Since this this is the government doing the counting, their margin of error is a trillion.
Since the butterflies were constantly fluttering around, the Fish and Wildlife missed a billion thinking they were already counted.
A billion butterflies never returned their census forms.
They were at Anonymiss’ house enjoying cookies
Bob B. @12 They were lightly seared by the eco-friendly solar array in the desert.
A plausible answer.
They got sick of those annoying $5/hour census takers constantly interrupting their dinner so they moved to China.
Brock Samson!
They were beheaded. No one ever expects the French Revolution. Death to the Monarchs!
@28 – now that my plausibility has been exposed, you’ve ruined my chances to replace Brian Williams. Drat!
Cruella DeVille has moved on from Dalmation puppies.
The butterflies got a hold of some monocane which makes them invisible as well as mad. They fly from town to town terrorizing small communities.
They were replaced by illegals under the amnesty program.
They’re just resting.
They underwent trans-infraclass procedures and now live as moths.
They’ve stopped looking for work.
Tramp stamps.
The US Fish & Wildlife reports that a billion Monarch butterflies have vanished. What happened to them?
Have they checked with the Polar Bears?
Has anybody looked in the room where Hillary’s billing records were (after the media caring about them) found?
According to Brian Williams, they haven’t vanished. You just can’t see them.
Okay, I confess. I locked all billion of them up in the empty Solyndra building so that someday, my grandkids can tell Jamie Colby about this strange inheritance they received.
They were floating and got stung by a billion bees.
… We don’t know, but they left a mysterious message reading: “So long, and thanks for all the pollen”.
Turned into ink to make butterfly tattoos
…I’m not sure, but Liam Neeson was just on the phone informing a lepidopterologist about a very particular set of skills he has.
My local all-you-can-eat Chinese Super-Buffet has a special on butterfly shrimp this week… hmmm…
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if billions of tiny voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.