if we ever need a ? to mean the opposite of "Is the Pope Catholic?!" I suggest "Do you want to make Internet Explorer your default browser?"

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 25, 2015

So you're saying this magic machine has been giving you friends and free stuff for 20 years? Government to the rescue! #NetNeutrality

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 25, 2015

*Shakes Magic 8-Ball* NEW BALL WHO DIS?

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) February 25, 2015

Conservatives oppose higher minimum wage : “Cons oppose higher wages!" :: Cons oppose birth control mandate : “Cons oppose birth control!"

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 25, 2015

When Bush was President, no llamas escaped.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 27, 2015

This is my favorite yellow t-shirt. pic.twitter.com/TtaRKpzKFE

— patrick (@tastefactory) February 27, 2015