Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be…
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be…
Vote for Joe, he’s in the know!
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be…
A Biden in the House is worth two Bushes!
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be…
Vote for me, I got a shotgun!
Now it’s My Turn.
And they called Bush Stupid.
Yes it is so, Joe!
Biden ’16. The Republican Secret Weapon
Pudding!
Hope and Cringe
A Nude Deal
Given Biden’s noted plagiarism ability, it will be the same as in 2008 and 2012 – “Two Liberals for The Price of Three”
“Ideas and Thinking – Overrated!”
“C’mon, Give Me Jimmy Carter’s 4th Term”
“I’m Not Hillary”
Biden: the Hands On favorite
Vote for Joe, a pot in every chicken.
Uncle Joe for President. No, not that one; the dumb one.
Vote for Joe, Indians belong on reservations, not in donut shops!
Give me your women, sell me your daughters!
Vote Joe! Crazy like a hamster.
If Biden jumps into the race, his campaign slogan will be… Weeeeeeeee! Now I wanna go on the slide!
…uhhh, walk stupidly? and I forget the rest.
…Just think of my spending as that last cigarette before America’s execution.
Better than the last idiot we had in the White House!
Smarter Than a Post
Saner Than Bernie Sanders
Less Obnoxious Than Donald Trump
A clown is a terrible thing to waste.
Joe Biden, Just as Clean and Just as Articulate
My hair might not be a pretty as John Edwards’ but it’s better than Trumps’
See me…Feel me…Touch me…Heal me
“I can count to potato!”
Third time’s the charm
Who said Obama didn’t destroy America. I am proof of his success!
SQUIRREL!
“Mourning in America”
“Change You Can Bereave In”
“Me President You Longtime”
“Where’re All My N-Words At?”
“Yes, We Can Stand Upchuck”
“The World Needs Daesh Diggers Too”
“Personality, Policies and Democratic Socialism”
“The New Frotteur”
@26 Oppo: You’re fired!
(I just laughed so hard I upchucked a little.)
…Fish live in trees and eat pencils!
Ain’t no photographer or photo shopper can make me look stupider than I am.
Lessor of two evils
@33 Ed, I see what you did there.
…could you please repeat the question?
…the oldest and the whitest!
…wait…what?
…my cat’s breath smells like cat food.
“Biden / Sanders 2016: Two Out Of Their Tree Ain’t Bad”
Elect Joe Biden. Help Obama actually create one job.
…creepy hugs all around.
…”Who am I? Why am I here? Am I running for President? I don’t know.”
…”I still need at least another four years in the White House. I’m sooooo close to finding Lincoln’s gold.”
“Win With Wiltie”
“I Like Hike”
“Release the Crackheads!”
“Is ‘Happy Days’ Here Again? Because We’ve Just Jumped The Shark”
…”Huh, um, whut wuz da kwestyun agin?”
Swimming with the snarks.
Joe No!
Sheriff Joe – Arrested Development
“Why U Literally Mad, Bro?”
“Joe: The Joyful TOTUS”
… Older, Whiter and more Honestly Racist than Hilary.
I’m not a Bush or a Clinton
(If he repeats it often enough, he’ll get at least 400 electoral votes)
Uncle Joe, You ain’t seen creepy until you’ve been creeped by Uncle Joe!
too stupid to commit treason!!
…Screw the children, do it for the jokes!!!!!