Straight Line of the Day: The Most Important Thing to Remember During a Visit From the Pope…

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The most important thing to remember during a visit from the Pope…

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  1. …is all your athiest cabinet belong to him if he’s preaching to the choir.

    …jackboots shined and re-soled for the blessings you shall receive, in his honor.

    …all the lies you’ve told, if your name is Pelosi.

    …is nowadays he could decide to be a female pope, or equally miraculous, a Native American pope.

    …is you’ll have to multi-task if you want to keep up with the Kardashians.

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