A new report shows that ISIS is testing chemical weapons.

However, Obama assures us that there’s nothing to worry about, since they have a smaller carbon footprint than conventional weapons.

A senior Obama administration official said that the recent prisoner swap with Iran was a “one-time-only” situation.

Yes, to prevent future kidnappings, we’ll be handing over Iranian prisoners pre-emptively.

A new report claims that global warming could cause humans to develop webbed feet.

Followed by liberals complaining that global warming will dry up our oceans, rendering our new webbed feet useless for swimming; and the only way to avert the crisis is by granting more authority to government regulatory agencies.

The French legislature has officially banned three “radical” Islamic groups as a reaction to recent terrorist attacks on French soil.

*Might* work… they WILL be hanging “no jihad zone” signs, right?

Iran said that their seizure of American boats and taking sailors hostage was a lesson to the “troublemakers” in Congress.

Wish our President was a troublemaker instead of a bow-taker.