Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
…Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey as moderators…
Bill Clinton’s rape victims asking Hillary questions and former gulag inmates asking Sanders questions.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
a swimsuit competition.
a give away of a free weekend with Jeffrey Epstein at his personal resort.
a trap leading to a shark tank randomly placed under one of the candidates.
Donald Trump, guest moderator.
all candidates using ventriloquist dummies to give their answers. [Although they may have already used this in prior debates]
only need one person to double their previous viewership.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
the ironclad guarantee that this WILL be their final debate.
probably done something illegal.
all candidates chained to a rock with vultures eating their livers for all eternity.
…cat videos.
No. For the love of all that is holy, please, no.
…Debbie Wasserman-Shultz in a cheerleading outfit with pom-poms.
…Simon Cowell to judge.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
…cat videos.
…shark jumping.
…cookies with walnuts
…at this point, what difference does it make?
…to be preempted by a Golden Girls marathon.
Chickens coming home to roost.
…a fight to the death. No! To the pain!
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have… Extra marshmallows for all the pajamas wearers.
…a dance-off.
… a Red Wedding scene, since it is a Game of Thrones.
… a Caliphanger ending.
…beheadings
… Sean Penn show up at one of the contestants’ homes (followed by a bunch of FBI agents with Warrens).
…a draw prophet Muhammad cartoon contest.
…Steve Harvey announcing the winner.
The home address, phone number and banking info of Wednesday’s 1.5 billion dollar Power Ball winner.
…chicken AND waffles.
…plenty of bush to blame.
…free El Chapo bobble-head giveaways.
…ROUS’s
…done away with the usual disclaimer that this is not a Hellraiser movie and while Sanders is a pinhead, Clinton is not in fact Pinhead, sans pins.,
…to reschedule as to not fall on Pantless Debate Day.
…double as the Powerball drawing.
…ISIS stoning all involved at a beach, during a sharknado, and the sharks have fricken pigs with laser beams flying out of their butts. And a split screen playing The Outlaw Josey Wales.
…a round bush that you can beat with a stick.
In order to boost ratings, the final Democrat debate will have…
huge walls of paint drying.
every ten minutes a member of the audience, chosen at random, gets up on stage and punches one candidate in the nose.
mandatory IRS examinations for anyone not watching.
actual Democrats rather than all these Socialists.
enormous steel cage, chants of “Three men enter, one man leaves…”
Professionally home delivered “Confuse a voter” service provided by Monty Python.
3 hours of solid commercials for Depends under garments.
…apes in the plaza.
… S.O.B.titles
…a vuvuzela for everyone in the audience.
…more empty seats than the SOTU.
…lots of tears and no hankies.
The airing of grievances and feats of strength.
Periodic remote tazering of the candidates by a lucky home viewer chosen at random.
…open threats from Iran to take even more hostages.
In Order to Boost Ratings, the Final Democrat Debate Will Have…
… Sockpuppets! Ripe to be socked!
IAMO archives about the ’08 democrat debates! (Find them if you dare! Or fail! Your choice!)
… a bunch of evil clowns on the stage.
Wait that’s every Democrat debate, never mind.
…. the candidates will be fitted with shock collars. The shock collars n will be activated when enough people send a text message.
…an Executive Order prohibiting the clinging to Bibles, guns and remote controls.
…either an incredibly voracious flesh eating bacteria outbreak or an attack of zombiefied wolverines with a crotch first mentality.
…an exchange of cash and arms to terrorists for their forgoing of letting prisoners choose between being beheaded or hearing Hillary speak.
….. human sacrifice, claim “right to choose” a late late late term abortion……