Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing President Obama did after returning from his vacation…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing President Obama did after returning from his vacation…
The First Thing President Obama Did After Returning from His Vacation…
…go play golf.
…plan his next vacation.
…outlaw the 2nd amendment
The First Thing President Obama Did After Returning from His Vacation…
checked with Valerie to see if anything requiring his incompetence happened.
The First Thing President Obama Did After Returning from His Vacation…
was to roll up his sleeves and get down to the tough business of making the major decision required by every leader to hold the office of the President, toilet paper. Over the top or underneath?
… plan his third term.
… whine about his workload.
… kick Hillary out of his chair.
…he just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in…
The First Thing President Obama Did After Returning from His Vacation…
was to start sorting all his selfies.
…disarm the Secret Service.
…checked to see if Bo and Sunny were ready for the table.
…was to butt dial Putin.
…tasked Loretta with putting together a Lynch mob.
…implemented the voting booth loophole for the next election.
…mooned America as he flew over.
…untied Biden. Felt instant regret as he chased him down Penn. Ave.
The First Thing President Obama Did After Returning from His Vacation…
Declare double top secret probation war on America.
Ask Valerie if the direction to Mecca has changed due to global warming.
Went to a bathhouse.
…was to cash several Iranian checks.
…picked the M&Ms out of his trail mix.
…looked deep into his Teleprompter, and cried on cue.
Complain that he needs a vacation from his vacation.
. . . was to blame W for the fact that his vacation wasn’t better.
…plant several trees to erase his carbon footprint.
…he had the crease put back on his mom jeans.
…announced his support for a new chain of convenience stores: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.