Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To increase White House security, President Obama ordered…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To increase White House security, President Obama ordered…
…more money to combat climate change.
To increase White House security, President Obama ordered…
Cil Whitey.
…that the security personnel were no longer allowed to carry guns.
To increase White House security, President Obama ordered…
more guns…MORE GUNS!!!
…a pizza
…a barking Hillary chained to the front gate. https://youtu.be/W88x0_SvVdY
…a wall built and the bill sent to Mexico.
…Trump 2016 yard signs.
…cameras mounted on his ears to cover the roving blind spots.
…from now on it’s hookers OR blow when on duty.
…he will be personally responsible for inspecting the posteriors of all 16 year old Brazilian girls.
…the clowns guarding the fences to wear scarier makeup.
…twenty gun shotgun salutes every half hour.
…the Secret Service to hire Channing Tatum as a security consultant…
To increase White House security, President Obama ordered…
…more bullets for the EPA.
…choom for the gang.
…that a 44 dollar bill be created in honor of himself.
…more bowing.
More hooker and blow.
More cowbell.
More diversity.
Sharks with Freakin’ laser beams on their heads.
…the choom smoke from the oval office to be circulated to the surrounding rooms to “mellow everyone out”. Also snacks are now placed by every door.
…a bunch of masonry blocks stacked in such a way to completely surround the White House. But it’s not a wall, walls don’t work. This is a ‘Static Security System’.
Move the White House to a undisclosed secure location.
Replace it with an inflatable vinyl ‘bouncy’ White House, open for public tours, or rentable for birthday parties.
… Biden to grab a shotgun and a box of cartridges, because there may have been a sound out there.
… the immediate installation of a Cray-Cray computer system.
… DARPA to provide an army of indestructible, self-aware killer robots that are programmed to view humans as threats.
… an NSA director (whose nickname has a passing resemblance to the name “Linus”) to offer all terrorists thumb-sucking-and-blanket pardons.
… Hillary to run all documents through a machine that somewhat resembles the name “Schroeder.”
… the banning of all Charlie Brown references, under penalty of pulling away of the football from the perpetrators at the last second.
Bacon to Dohtimes!!!
Cameras on his ears, heh.
Shame they’d only show the inside of a bucket, though.
…Pecos Bill to go lasso him a sharknado and ride the fences.
…what Meg Ryan was having when she met Harry in the restaurant.
…new guards. Lots of bigger, fatter, slower guards surrounding him.
…that anyone running at him be handed a pair of scissors and a Daisy Red Ryder bb gun.