Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?
Anonymiss! with her cookies she could get anyone eating out of her hand.
Is R. Lee Emery available?
Liz Cheney
Carly Fiorina – she started as a secretary, so she’s more than qualified…
Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?
THE STASCHE!!!!!!
Chris Christy – c’mon, throw the guy a bone, will ya?
SMoD – speaks softly, but carries a really big kinetic stick…
Just to hear every him pity the fool who disagrees with our interests before they even speak, Mr. T.
The Chinese guy in charge of The Great Wall.
Jackie Mason. Probably do a great job but the only jobs left in Iran would be for parking lot attendants.
Chuck Norris
Al Gore. He’ll bore all the other countries into submission.
IDK… My BFF Jill?
Jackie Chan
Professor Terguson
Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?
Doctor Phlox
Hillary Clinton. She’s got experience at the job, and President Trump can help her dry out by sending her to countries where consumption of alcohol is forbidden.
Ah, if only Groucho Marx were still alive!
Don Rickles
The Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZJpe6uQhjo
He’s been President-elect for weeks. WEEKS! What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?!
“Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?”
“Yes.”
“I mean the fellow’s name.”
“Yeah.”
“I mean the guy you’re suggesting for the job.”
“Oh, it’s a job that I hope he gets.”
“What?”
“No, Who.”
. . .
And you could do a whole usable bit on Trump’s cabinet, come to think of it.
So… you’re recommending a Chinese guy named Hu?
James Watt, Reagan’s Secretary of the Interior, could be second. He apparently is still alive.
Fun fact I just discovered: Wikipedia is pop-up-begging for donations! Unless it was some hacker.
He should appoint some well known lesbian, just to piss off all the Muslim nations.
Miss Piggy for hambassador!
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But, on a darker note, Chris Stevens as posthumous Secretary of State would really make a statement that *I’d* want to make, if I were in Trump’s shoes.
And then I’d run foreign policy as president. Nothing says you can’t.
Or Todd Beamer.