Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
…farting in its general direction.
….your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
I suspect his father most likely smelt of kimchi.
…importunity…no, that’s not right – impunity – that’s it, you capitalist imperialist running dogs (Mmmmm, dogs!)!!!
…the blessing of the United Nations.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
a third Jarrett term
more days without illegal aliens
Common Core squared
CNN. Oh wait . . .
…Happy Fun Ball… after severely taunting it.
…a deconstructed kimchi device (that is, if we could keep the weaponized cabbage from mysteriously disappearing before final assembly)…
Bottles of 7-Up…. the Kim Jong-Un Cola
A giant wooden badger.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
a Herring.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
mucho gusto
a clone army of Hillary Clintons
the Stay Puff marshmallow man
…very fat fingers that can’t reach the nucrear buttons.
So…your saying he’s an alligator?
Or a T Rex
…a refitted, relaunched, repurposed USS Pueblo.
… several kinds of fruits and nuts, a blackberry, and a banana republic.
@ Bob B: “a deconstructed kimchi device”? That’s not possible. A Nork cannot fire when she’s cloaked in kimchi. .
…jars of extra spicy kimchi
Update: apparently my kimchi reference is already stale. Should have read up.
…missile launched ping-pong balls. (OTH, if they were filled with VX, we might have a problem. Supertroprical bleach, anyone?)
& what kind of VX takes hours to kill someone? Must have been a bad batch. (Huh. According to the CDC symptoms can take 18 hours to appear. See https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/vx/basics/facts.asp.)
…with a shrubbery
…starving norks craving a feeding frenzy. The US will defend with Big Macs™, turning the invaders into roly-poly slobs.
A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…
Hummus!
The Irrudium Exprosive Space Modurator
He studies ‘nucrear’ science
Loves glowing masses
He’s a crazy world leader
That wears dork glasses
Bomb productions going great
and the missiles flying better
He’s refining it right
Plutonium is weapons grade
The blast will be so bright
We gotta wear shades.
Putin