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Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
…will have a table for you in 5, 10 minutes.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
Let’s you take one from stage A and one from Stage B.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
is stamped “Thank you Bill Clinton!”
Makes you want to relaunch in a half hour.
accommodates fire drills.
…is much more efficient than ours. Because of their location they are actually shooting down into space. All they have to do is eliminate static cling and their payload falls into space.
can’t land in Berkeley because too many affirmative action rockets have already landed there.
…includes a 15% gratuity for parties of 8 or more.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
makes deliveries directly to Wal-Mart.
and then fails after the 30 day warranty.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket… punches right through the Obama Pivot to Asia on its way to blow up San Francisco.
Innovative! China’s new space rocket…
… code name Panda Express.
…has its own Muslim outreach program. Hands attached to the rocket are reaching out and flipping them the bird.
♪ ground control to Major Wong ♪
…with six, you get eggroll!
…was designed in 2017… B.C. (Before China)
*ba da CRASH!*
…gives a whole new meaning to “Chinese junk”.
…warp is not the speed, but how well the parts fit together.
…excerrent flied lice.
“Mr. Sulu: you have the Khan.”
…doesn’t stand a chance against billionaires with rocks on the moon…
… is small rocket that just hang there half the time. Not big and upright like American space rocket.
…isn’t going to have some silly sexual innuendo for a name like “Long Dong” or “Lo Wang” like the North Korean rockets, they’re going to right out call it “Enormous Genitals”.