Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
…preservation of the legacy. (like he has one)
is to get that bucket off his head.
is to figure out what happened to his phone and pen.
is to get Merrick Garland confirmed as a Supreme Court justice.
challenge Hillary to a game of liar’s poker
keep talking senselessly and out of touch with reality, to continue his massive lead over Jimmy Carter in the worst president competition
find a landfill to park his lie-brary
…is to continue leaving huge carbon foot prints all over the planet as leader of the Shadow Government.
…find his covfefe.
…let everyone know that he is not paying his fair share.
…to finally be clear.
…to share is muslim faith, er, um, his Christian Faith.
It’s a trick SLotD. Since Obama believes he is perfect, he doesn’t need to make any New Year’s resolutions.
He is resolved to make everyone else acknowledge how perfect he is. Sadly, the world is filled with RAAACISTS!!!1! who will refuse him the worship he is due.
…was passed by the UN, 128-9, with 35 abstentions…
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Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
to never go hungry again!
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
to personally inspect and verify Iran’s compliance with his signature foreign policy accomplishment.
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
learn to speak wookie so he can visit Michelle’s parents.
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
clean that pan under the refrigerator
rotate his tires
buys his own jeans like a big boy.
Former President Obama’s New Year’s resolution…
to ask not what he can do for his country but to BWAM about what his country isn’t doing for him.
Ah yes BWAM. Very close to, What Have You Done For Me Lately (WHYDFML).
Move to the country where Michelle can work in the garden while he tends the livestock: chickens and dogs.
…to be more relevant and cool to the youth of today.
… make a half-hearted attempt to limit the number of times he refers to himself in speeches to maybe a couple dozen times.
… Eat more dog.
… Find more ways to add “let me be clear”, “I continue to believe”, “uuuuuhhh”, and references to himself into everything he says.
… Sneak onto Hillary’s lawn and plant a Trump yardsign.
… Sneak onto Hillary’s lawn and plant a Trump yardsign.
OK, I want to do that.
…to be photographed bowing to a kneeling Colin Kaepernick.
…to avoid rear projected lighting after peeing himself when meeting dictators. That’s when he finally becomes clear.
Get the 22nd Amendment repealed.
To form a big circle of all the liberals and lead them in a chorus of Choom-baya.