Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump announced that he would make the following changes to the official list of national security threats…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump announced that he would make the following changes to the official list of national security threats…
President Trump announced that he would make the following changes to the official list of national security threats…
Threat numero uno the Democrats and their various socialist allies.
…take Big Bird off and put Roger Goodell on.
President Trump announced that he would make the following changes to the official list of national security threats…
Diet Pepsi.
I was just going to say Pepsi but yours will do. Good call.
Added the names of anyone on Hillary Clinton’s e mail server. The pre-wiped-with-a-cloth version.
…moving FAKE NEWS to the top of the list, followed by LOSERS and LIARS…
Replacing ISIS with MSNBC.
Off: Global warming
On: People who get government money to write reports on global warming
…reversing the Obama/Clinton doctrine of any engagement of the enemy ending in marriage vows.
…we are now Bizzarro Hulk, the madder you get the stronger we get.
…declaring any locale where Michael Moore has visited a Food Desert.
…any walnut within 100 yards of any cookie.
…THE MOON!!! WE MUST NUKE IT NOW!!!
The PGA… PU$$Y GRABBERS ANONYMOUS,
A giant wooden badger
…to nuke the moon from orbit – it’s the only way to be sure.
A herring
Cross-checking with Santa to verify the naughty list.
Much better than when Uncle Samta Claus was leaving enriched uranium in your stocking.
…nuclear weapons in all red states, pointing down.
…TSA screener Chuck Norris, to give a check point beat down to all travellers from Muslim dominated countries.