32 Comments

  1. global warming

    Al Gore, because somebody told him that the only way he’d ever be cool was to visit the North Pole

    the disk drives from the Hildebeest’s e-mail server, which have been wiped clean with a cloth

  2. That’s weird… recently found at the North Pole…

    you know I really want to make some jokes about a part of Santa’s anatomy and Stormy Daniels but I KNOW it would rejected by the moderator. So just use your imaginations.

  3. That’s weird… recently found at the North Pole…

    some Reindeers moving around mysteriously
    “We didn’t do it” as they take the stand
    “We were only pulling Santa’s sleigh, I hope you understand.”

  4. That’s weird… recently found at the North Pole…

    …a actual Pole as opposed to a Czech.

    …my paycheck? I know it goes somewhere.

    …Russian meddling.

    …evidence of white sandy beaches and palm trees.

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