Sweet Resistance
(to the tune of “Sweet Transvestite“)

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
How do you do
I see you’ve met my faithful sycophant
He’s just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you brought the indictments.
Don’t get strung out by liberties we took.
To get a judge to issue a warrant.
If all goes to plan truth won’t see the light of day
and accusations will flow like a torrent.
We’ll get a sweet resistance
and prove Trump’s illegal machinations.
We can shop this around, this “evidence” we “found”.
It will look like he’s Putin’s puppet
and though it lacks the visual
That won’t be too abysmal
If we can still get CNN to support it.

Joe Scabarous:
I’m glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We’ll get this on air in a hurry

Mika Buttinsky:
Right!

Joe Scabarous:
We’ll just say that we are
shocked and by far
have more than a little, worry.

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
Well we won’t get caught flat
cause we’ll know that
This will cause the Right to panic
And by the lights of the left
Our moves will seem deft
and the conspiracy will seem Satanic
We’ll get a sweet resistance
and prove Trump’s illegal machinations.
It will frustrate the Right

Rip Off:
The Right!

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
They’ll think it will bite

Chappaqua:
Bite!

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
This dog and pony show will be our obsession
We’ll be taking down the man
and replace him if we can
despite the voters contrary decision.
We’ll get a sweet resistance
and prove Trump’s illegal machinations.
Try it! Try it!
It will be a sweet resistance,

Chorus:
Sweet resistance!

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
Even if the facts

Chorus:
will contradict ya-aha.

Dr. Frank-Lee-Furtive:
So let us take a stab
And see that the leakers blab.
I see you shiver with antici…pation
And maybe the blame
Won’t seem too, too lame
And it will promote the cause
to win us back the Nation!