Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
Margarita Radetskaya
I’ll just go ahead and say it for him….Hookers & blow.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
I’m not saying it will be Aliens, but…it will be Aliens.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
Hillary will still not be President.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case!
Kilroy was already there.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
A sign reading “Didn’t you read the sign we had on the moon?”
A sign reading, “I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.”
A giant wooden badger
Badgers? Wedonee no steenkin badgers.
Will it still be in bandwidth saving mode? (Wait, that was a beaver, wasn’t it?)
Bandwith saving
Bandwith saving
Bandwith saving mode
We are saving
Even shaving
In bandwith saving mode
Loading loading
Voting, coding
Bandwith saving mode
We are saving
What you’re craving
In bandwith saving mode
Take that, moderating lexicon….
“Thin ice, Oppo. Thin ice.”
— Conscience
A wall to keep aliens from the Marxican part out of the rest of Mars
ibid.
Is Ibid the new Ebay?
…Robinson Crusoe, and a feral space monkey…
that even the moon is a better place than Russia.
CARTER FOR PRESIDENT signs……. John Carter, that is.
Never explain a punchline son, its a sign of weakness.
Wouldn’t want you to sprain your brain
Too late.
I must concede that half the population may just look at the original post and say “Mm. So the signs on Mars are out of date” if the Eloi-boration weren’t there. Doom it! Wrong SciFi novel!
Breaking the fourth wall I was intrigued by this description of the Eloi from Wikipedia.
The Time Traveller theorizes that intelligence is the result of and response to danger; with no real challenges facing the Eloi, they have lost the spirit, intelligence, and physical fitness of humanity at its peak.
Just some future snowflakes.
D’oh-bi-wan!
Yes, you’re post is accurate…. a Hogg-iography.
…a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator…
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
Mars needs Russian women to date… click here.
an ideal location for gulags.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
its gates protected by the United States Space Marines!
[adds a phantom, invisible additional thumbs-up]
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
73 men who sailed, out of San Francisco Bay…
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
it was not the Mars they were looking for, move along.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
NO VODKA!
FAKE NEWS! I saw them growing potatoes there in a recent documentary, The Martian…
… Kronig-als. No, that was about German potatoes.
Ha! That was Matt Damon and Matt Damon ain’t no Commu….
Never mind.
…that it’s not still 1919 there also.
…with all their ability there’s crapinsky around for their needs.
…a space ship isn’t necessarily a landing ship.
…graffiti from a V. Putin bragging about the bear he wrestled.
The coveted 4-for-4 Award to you, sir!
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
a crash alien spacecraft with, what looks like, the skeletal remains of E.T. Looks like phoning home was not the safest way to get back.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
Charles Barkley’s basketball knowledge.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
cute cat videos.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkSYw3o5is&w=560&h=315%5D
Actually a very refreshing 10 minutes.
All — OK, most — animal videos have a sense of wonder about them.
When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…
…Moose and Squirrel.
… confused self-driving Uber cars?
With a little old Martian lady trapped under it?
a little old lady from Dacha-dina
… great big Barsooms.
Ha! Take that, moderating lexicon!
… a Marican flag, on the Sheila Jackson Lee side.
… yada yada yada, and Methane-dists!
… inter-global warming. This is the real thing.
… wait, no one’s riffed on a Red planet?
The task dwarfs me.
The integrated landing party found out what was black and white and red all over.
All their base are belong to us.
OMGWTFBBQ!
Mueller
Probably not, it is his day off.
It did stipulate 2019
Government worker, ‘nuf ced.
“When the Russians arrive on Mars in 2019, they will be surprised to find…”
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… That it ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
Ray Walston greeting them
Laika the Space Dog.
https://www.spaceanswers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-19-at-15.12.09.png
…it’s full of junk from past US Mars missions.
They’re going to find that Marvin did a poor job cleaning up after K-9.
…that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, or cosmonaut training school.