Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
1500 illegal immigrants are marching toward the US from Mexico. President Trump is sending…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
1500 illegal immigrants are marching toward the US from Mexico. President Trump is sending…
150 Mexicannons.
You only need one if it’s set to fully semi-automatic.
1500 illegal immigrants are marching toward the US from Mexico. President Trump is sending…
a message and that message is beware.
1500 illegal immigrants are marching toward the US from Mexico. President Trump is sending…
out the Stache signal!
…Rambo Alpha Company to set land mines on their trail of tears.
1500 illegal immigrants are marching toward the US from Mexico. President Trump is sending…
directions to San Francisco.
…a laugh track to CNN.
…Larry, Moe and Curly to negotiate.
Not to be confused with Holder, Comey, and Lynch.
… 20 high-school marching bands to show them how it’s done.
…former staffers to join them Sad!…
A Jumbo-Tron that says: “YOU’RE FIRED”
a taunt, “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
A-10 Warthogs
Pictures of a giant wooden armadillo, to the US border patrol, with text reading “Don’t let one of these in.”
…weaponized tweets.
condolences to their families.
1500 bean burritos and a match.
(’tis better to immolate than never.)
1500 Taco Bell job applications
… another brick in the wall
… U turn directions
One sniper with 1,350 rounds based on an expected 10% Quigley rate
Fifteen hundred maps of Canada.
A 10 cent toll at Rock Ridge, the fake one, built south of the border.
Somebody’s gotta go back to Central America and get a whole s**t load of pesos.
Signs that read, Welcome To Guatemala
The refrito bandito
Trump steaks and MAGA hats.
To turn it around, had this been Obama, he would have sent them all voter registration forms…two each!
… Stormy troopers.
… artists to paint fake roads on canyon walls. Proven effective against wily coyotes.
… lawyers, guns, and money (no new bills, just some change).
… his SoS. If that fails, a message in a battle.
…an invoice to Mexico.
…a hologram of Nancy Pelosi with audio announcing that she for one welcomes her new el bicho overlords.
…hopefully a port-o-potty or ten.
…a welcoming committee, with badges. And a formal declaration that our badges do not stink.
Badges? We don’t need no odor neutral badges.
…A laurel, and hardy handshake.
Trump is sending…a box of paddleballs. Of course they’ll never go for it…but then again they might, they’re such children.
Hillary, to read her book to them. If that doesn’t turn them around, nothing will.