Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump celebrated the 4th of July by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump celebrated the 4th of July by…
…flying to Texas and personally firing the Mexi-Cannon.
http://www.imao.us/archives/007741.html
…firing a bottle rocket into Maxine Water’s office…with her in it…of course.
listening to the lamentations of his enemies’ women.
listening to the lamentations of his enemies who are women.
listening to the lamentations of his enemies who might as well be women.
…using two straws…
an extra scoop of ice cream
…reminding everyone that the holiday is, “Independence Day”, not, “July 4th”.
… signing the Declaration of Independence even larger than John Hancock did.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!
Drinking tears of unfathomable sadness.
Just being Trump.
President Trump celebrated the 4th of July by…
manumitting the Democrats current roster of slaves.
President Trump celebrated the 4th of July by…
smiling quietly to himself.
…doubling Maxine’s prescription of crazy pills.
…hiding in Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s closet, dressed as a killer clown.
…surrounding the US with giant speakers and playing Burning Down The House over and over.
Hate to point this out but, Maxine has been off her meds for years.
Drinking a fifth
Punching a hippie and trying to convince SecDef Mattis to nuke the moon. (“Cmon, pass me the football…”)