Yup.
My problem was that I never felt a crown on my head when I tried their margarine.
The company’s problem was that the product didn’t taste as good as real butter.
As an ad campaign, a total misfire as far as I was concerned.
Yet, memorable . . . so the Darren Stevens of that agency was justified in cashing his check.
But I resented Imperial’s attempt to aggrandize themselves. It nauseates me still.
I guess that shows that there is such a thing as bad publicity.
Her: “Why do you have a king bed…you’re not a king!”
Me: “Why do you have a twin bed…you’re not a twin!”
Her: “k”
Me: “That’s ‘k, your majesty.’ “
If all the old Kings & Queens and various Rulers had Mypillow they would have gotten even better sleep instead of being so grouchy.
All true Harvey…untill the Democrats come along and screw it up.
Get some Royal Crown cola to impress her further.
(Good luck tryng to explain how you got your hands on Newman’s Own products.)
Remember the old Imperial Margarine commercials?
Yup.
My problem was that I never felt a crown on my head when I tried their margarine.
The company’s problem was that the product didn’t taste as good as real butter.
As an ad campaign, a total misfire as far as I was concerned.
Yet, memorable . . . so the Darren Stevens of that agency was justified in cashing his check.
But I resented Imperial’s attempt to aggrandize themselves. It nauseates me still.
I guess that shows that there is such a thing as bad publicity.
And who wants to feel like a syphilitic, inbred, European ponce anyway?
Three-fourths of Antifa.
Extra helping ~~~
I would have answered, “Because I have a gigantic schlong. You’ll understand when you get older, Timmy.”
He might end up liking gladiator movies.