Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
…counter-revolutionaries.
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
Mooshi
Barney Miller Obscury?
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
Mexicans. We have a Mexi-cannon gap!
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
things. Stuff that probably goes into those nasty AR-15 shooty assault sticks.
It sounds like science fiction, but China has developed a new gun that fires…
Federal Civil Service workers. (a feat no one thought could actualy ever be accomplished)
egg rolls at General Tso.
its citizens with enthusiasm.
…Tee shirts across the Pacific…
…slow moving, slime trailing, gelatinous creatures. Either snails or hippies, depending on the threat level.
… little flags that say “Bang!”
…non-preforming Secretaries.
…anyone Trump points at.
…I’m not saying it fires at aliens…but it fires at aliens.
…Mongolian death worms.
…”salutes in the captain’s boots
In the teeth of a booming gale.”
(Charles Edward Carryl)
… Faux-ton torpedoes (cheap knockoffs of the real things).
… when it hears the words “Ready, aim.” There’s no need to wait.
… magazines totally stacked with adolescent fantasies. It’s called the Maxim gun.
… blindly. It’s called the Tommy gun.
… nude pictures of their friend Hillary Clinton. It’s called Ack-Ack.
… my imagination, full of useless information. I can’t get no statist action!
Aberrant special investigators that are investigating the President.
… egrolls, with a 20mm plum sauce launcher underneath.
szechuan sauce
…ramen noodles.
…people faster than Tromp can get the words, ” You’re Fired!” out of his mouth. (only effective in right to work states)