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Bernie Sanders Advocates For Separate Socialisms For Poor People And Rich People
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Sounds like a valid plan when one considers the old Socialist axiom…all animals are equal but some are more equal! A simple truth that is quite self evident.
I believe that was Bernie’s explanation when people found out he’s a millionaire.