Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottle of beer
Depends
93 swats on her bum and 1 to grow on.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
down, but couldn’t get up again.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
Standard Response #1
Well I’m not saying it was an Alien but… it was an Alien.
Everyone knows you get Aliens for Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7h8oOL3FP8
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
gigolos and blow.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
a nice fondu pot, electric.
…Tied up with chains in ‘The London Dungeon’ and went viral on youtube.
…a kip.
…a kick out of Prince Charles’ sour attitude…
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just turned 93. For her birthday, she got…
Laid.
A new #2!
And a good knight’s rest?
someone else to blow her….
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candles out.
…a giant wooden badger
A #37, classic.
. . . rid of a bunch of iPods of Obama speeches.
…a shrubbery.
…spotted dick
…a MAGA hat from Mel and Donny. (she loves hats and didn’t have that one.)
…got to hear Prince Philip say for about the 26,000th time. “Once a Prince, always a Prince, but once a knight is enough.”
Neosporin Burn Relief ointment… after sitting too close to her Birthday Cake.
Bangers and Mash
Are we talking about mashed potatoes and sausage, or……….?
If you have to ask… I did it about right.
…the continued adoration from her corgis.
…limber enough to touch her toes again…. unfortunately it was with her boobs.
…Prince Albert, in the can. Phillip, a Greek immigrant, was not amused.
…the bill, as always…
… a Louis XVI seat. She was not amused.
… a nice bunch of mums and bows.
… a SLOTD! What more could she ask for?
. . . cookies from Anonymiss! Best birthday she ever had!
But only if almonds were involved in the cooking process.
…together with her three droogs, Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up their rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what they were drinking, sharpening up and making ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
What a fantastic mental image!
…her meter read. After a wonderful evening and what she needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.
…pulled the pin, counted to three (five was right out) and cast the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards her foes, who, being naughty in her sight, shall snuff it.
a lovely can of tuna from DamnCat.
Well, the can used to hold tuna, before DamnCat ate it all.
Actually it was a can of kippered herring. Her people have a weakness for them. And Her Majesty is one of the few people I would willing share a can of tuna with.
… the courtesies that Hillary and Michelle think they deserve.
… some extra “u”s to throw into random words.
… tuppence royalties from everyone using the Queen’s English.
… a bar-b-que on the roof of Notre Dame, but, ah, the less said about it the better.
… Bond. James Bond.
…to reminiscing about days of old when knights were bold.
… jiggy with it.
…more cowbell.
Brexited